to think you're a proper prillock if you....

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

drive round with a dashboard crammed with cuddly creatures?

wear a disney top if you ate a grown-up?

have a wacky ringtone on your phone? Spiderpig anyone?

actually say the words "I'm crazy I am."?

think lol is fecking punctuation?

[grrr]

And don't even go there about typos in the title - I meant to type prillock - it's a portmanteau, I'll have you know.

Talking about me and/or unborn child in the third person as "mummy" and "baby" or "baba". "How is Mummy today? How is baba?"

I have a name, fuckwit, and just because I have a baby inside me doesn't mean you have to talk to me in baby talk.

Also "sammitch" and "simples".

Oh my DM calls me "mummy".

She bakes nice cakes for me though, so I smother the vituperousness.

I have had the joy to be following a SprikledWithFairyDust car this afternoon.

I wept.

[real truth]

Nonnomnom aaaaargh. I fecking hate it.
It makes me think of noisy eater which is something hate even more.

OK. Perhaps I'm being thick er than usual here, but please would someone explain this Sprinkled with Fairy Dust BOLLOCKS to me. Where the fuck did it come from and who the fuck says it?

At uni I lived with a girl who had a big teletubbies poster on her bedroom wall. It made her think she was a cutesy ickle girlie? it made me want to punch her. She was twentyfuckingtwo.

I worked with a woman in a very small office, for a whole year, who was obsessed with Winnie the Pooh. Obsessed.

Except that she simply couldn't call him/it 'Winnie the Pooh'

It was 'Winnnnnniiieeee da Pooooooooooooooo'

its almost as bad as those people who have

''Powered By FairyDust'' stickered on their car in pink disney writing

No its powered by fuel you imbecile!!

I have a bright pink Lisa simpson t-shirt - but thats because i liked it cos my name is Lisa. Does that count - have to say i have worn it twice and it is now in my drawer in my bedroom because it dont fit me.

I walk past one of those fairy dust cars daily, I assumed they worked for some company I'd not heard of. Is it just a cutesy thing then??

"It's all a little lastminute.com"

"I got a bit confused.com"

[ratchets shotgun]

TWENTY-FOUR-SEVEN

There's a range!!

Here's a pic of the decal in situ Powered by Fairy Dust

I want to know what the Mpg of cars powered by fairy dust is. Petrol's getting expensive.

I thing these cars gain excessive momemtum when I give them a right kick up the jacksy.

Prillocks, the lot of them.

Hubby, choccy, preggy etc... My blood pressure is rising just writing it, complete your bastard words you infantile cretin! Argh.

In total agreement about the .com diarrhoea, similarly anyone ending a sentence with 'simples' should be punched in the tit.

I walked past a smart car today with fake eyelashes over the headlights.

I kid you not.

The "I'm crazeeeee me" is useful actually, it signifies someone to be Avoided at all costs, due to their unfortunate penchant for drinking excessively, pissing everywhere and finding themselves Hilariously Funny at all times. Very good early warning system.

"bubs" "huns" or any netmums such speak sets my teeth on edge. (and yes, I'll admit it, sets my judgy pants off too....)

Slightly off topic but a few years ago I went to a local pub that had a shelf running all the way round the top of the wall that was crammed full of teddies

Very, very dusty teddies. I didnt really enjoy my meal with what I considered spooky eyed dust balls

Are old and have a boyfriend/girlfriend

Still laughing at NotShortImFunSized post.

Definitely don't read the 'Practical Joke' thread that's currently running.....they sound c-c-cRAZY!!

lol