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to have tipped p*ss on DP

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vixy0007 · 15/05/2011 22:45

My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

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MadamDeathstare · 16/05/2011 22:36

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PumpkinSnatch · 16/05/2011 22:39

I have never been wee'd on and dh got in some states in his youth. My mate's brother used to pee in the wardrobe though. Personally if I ever got so drunk that I urinated on anyone that would be the last drink I had.

WhatsWrongWithYou · 16/05/2011 22:39

Not me fo sho.

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/05/2011 22:44

this is what I mean Pumpkin. DH and I have been together for 23 years since he was 21, and as a student he used to regularly get shitfaced, but he has never come close to weeing in our bed, or the wardrobe for that matter. I just don't get how you could be that pissed

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 22:44

op was sober and chose to do this
her dh was drunk and not in control of bladder or choices
so all this you go girl, well done ,and woo hoo to op is bonkers

shes filthy and so is her dh

AgentZigzag · 16/05/2011 22:48

I thought it was relatively normal for blokes to piss in wardrobes/cupboards etc thinking they're in the loo?

Well I've heard a few people say their DH/P have done it at some point.

One of my exs did it in my bed once when he was drunk, but the difference between him and the OPs DH is that my ex was mortified and embarrassed, and it was a one off.

It did teach me the important lesson for when I had DC of how to tackle cleaning up the matress afterwards though ie I poured loads of disinfectant on it and let it dry out.

PumpkinSnatch · 16/05/2011 22:50

I don't buy that SM her DH chose to go out and get hammered knowing he has done this before.

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 22:50

normal to piss in wardrobe?no actually its not
nor is it normal to become incontinent when bladdered
some of you know very dubious men

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/05/2011 22:52

it really isn't normal. Thank you SM. I was beginning to think I had led a very sheltered life

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 22:52

and op stone cold sober chose to chuck jug of piss
no you go girl,or woo hoo can condone that. to act out,be malicious and take revenge for previous acts

they are both disgusting

AgentZigzag · 16/05/2011 22:57

I didn't say it was normal SM, I said relatively normal, in the way getting totally shitfaced isn't normal, but it's relatively normal for some people at some point in their lives.

And the people I've heard it about are not dubious in the slightest, and if they're doing it in the wardrobe they're not incontinent but thinking they're standing in front of the bog.

PumpkinSnatch · 16/05/2011 22:58

They have both done disgusting things but your post looked like you were trying to excuse the DP because he was drunk and therefore not in control. He would have been in control when he bought and drank vast amounts of alcohol knowing that he has a history of pissing the bed when he's drunk. The OP has retaliated after being pissed on numerous times which her DP has shown no remorse for - yeah it's disgusting and 2 wrongs don't make a right but I don't see why the OP is getting a harder time than the filthy pig of a DH.

PumpkinSnatch · 16/05/2011 22:59

DP should I say - and I would keep it that way OP. Or even better ex-dp.

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 22:59

incontinent refers to op bladdered dh
cant speculate why your dh pees in a wardrobe.

AgentZigzag · 16/05/2011 23:00

'cant speculate why your dh pees in a wardrobe.'

If that was posted to me SM, mine doesn't, we don't have any wardrobes for a start.

whethergirl · 16/05/2011 23:03

My ex did it a couple of times and called it "sleepwalking". The fact that he was rat arsed both times was by the by. It's disgusting, and actually I didn't realise other blokes did it too until I read this thread.

The first time, I was relaxing on a bean bag reading my mag, and ex dp came in after having fallen asleep on the front door mat after pub antics. He stood over ME and I rolled out of the way just in time (James Bond style). I made him buy me a new bean bag the very next day.

The second time, he aimed at my Healthrider, (my much loved exercise machine), I started screaming at him "What the fuck are you doing?? Don't you DARE piss on my Healthrider" but he just kept saying "What you on about? I'm in the bathroom." Fecking idiot.

OP, if he goes out once a month and wets the bed most months, I would very most definitely ban him from sleeping in the house on those nights.

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 23:05

they are both disgusting,but the woo hoo to op is bonkers.this isnt a you go girl at getting own back.its a both op and her dh are vile

bejeezus · 16/05/2011 23:11

utterly amazed that the majority of people are horrified that someone could get so shit-faced they would pee the bed!!

I think every man I know has pissed some where they shouldnt have whilst drunk, at some point in their lives

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 23:12

like i said some of you know v dubious men

fit2drop · 16/05/2011 23:48

What I find quite strange is that at least he has the excuse of being so "pissed out his head and did it whilst asleep BUT OP was actally well aware and did it quite deliberately.!!

Makes her worse than him in my book.Hmm

Still find it weird though that its just sort of accepted by OP that he does this. No adult should bepissing the bed unless a medical problem is present, being too arseholed in drink is not a medical problem its a choice.

SockShitter · 16/05/2011 23:53

Its not the fact that he did it. its the fact that he went somewhere dry and left her in it He is worse he is worse he is worse.

She is just well fed up

fit2drop · 17/05/2011 00:02

HE has the feeble but still a better get out clause reason of being drunk

She did it deliberately...

both are disgusting

both deserev each other

But in this scenario SHE is worse.
Deliberately pissing over someone who pissed on you and left you in it (because they were ratted) is disgusting and vile

PumpkinSnatch · 17/05/2011 00:12

Nah he is worse - he left her in it AND he's done it before. He's only had one coating of piss and she had severe provocation. He is definitely worse. Also she pissed into a jug and poured it on him - would have been worse had she squatted over him and done it directly - which is basically what he did to her several times.

iscream · 17/05/2011 02:31

If my dh ever came home so drunk he urinated in the bed, he would be buying a new mattress, going to his doctor for help in quitting the booze and and I would be dumping every bit of alcohol in the house down the drain. That may have been better to dump on him that booze, but it is abusive behavior either way. It is understandable you would be fed up. It would be very difficult to respect an adult who wets the bed drunk, not counting an actual medical problem.

Are you ok with a husband who drinks like this?

Morloth · 17/05/2011 03:34

Agree with scottishmummy I don't know anyone who has done it.

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