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to have tipped p*ss on DP

255 replies

vixy0007 · 15/05/2011 22:45

My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

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HecateQueenOfTheNight · 16/05/2011 17:10

Some people would pay a lot of money for it, actually.

And for being sat on by a 30 stone woman.

and I read a piece in a mag about this woman who gets paid hundreds to kick blokes in the bollocks! Feck me! Sign me up!

And some people like to be shit on. literally.

And there's more. But I don't want to type it cos I've got a weak stomach.

People are weird.

madonnawhore · 16/05/2011 17:16

OP, are you Sharon Osbourne?

SockShitter · 16/05/2011 17:21

leaving you covered in wee is bu. yanbu

hairylights · 16/05/2011 17:25

You are being totally abusive! It's not like he weed on you purposefully. Yes, he should have woken you up but your response was pretty sick, actually. I hope it's a windup.

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 17:32

you are both dirty clarty munters.you deserve each other
dont ever split up,wouldn't be fair on the world that two incontinent radges were emmm ummm available.wouldn't want to flood the market

what do youdo for foreplay?pick each other nits.squeeze your plooks

WobblyWidgetOnTheScooper · 16/05/2011 17:33

This must be a wind up surely, nobody would boast about that!

And whoever mentioned assault earlier, yes you are right. Only studied law at A level but I seem to recall a case we used as an example for Battery, where the battery was nothing but pouring a glass of water on someone.

Well done OP, you could get 6 months in jail for that Hmm

Anyway... You two have maaaajor issues.

Regardless of whether or not this is real, it does make me quite sad/angry that so many people actually get so wasted they pee the bed.

juicychops · 16/05/2011 17:52

my EXdp used to make a habit of weeing in the bed/wardrobe/on the carpets and he too used to disappear to the spare room (pre ds) and into the nice clean spare bed. many times i considered pissing on him to see how he liked it. the only reason i didn't was because i was the one to clear up his mess EVERY time so i would just be making more work for myself

Salmotrutta · 16/05/2011 17:53

I can just about accept that there might be people out there who get so drunk they lose bladder control once in their life.
Or wander into a wardrobe by mistake or something. Still vile though.

What I can't accept is that someone would do this regularly Shock

Or that their wife would then think that two wrongs make a right and be equally vile. .........And not have drawn a line in the sand long before now by making him sleep in the shed or something!

OP - you aren't called Wayne and Waynetta are you? Hmm

Salmotrutta · 16/05/2011 17:55

Oh .......... nearly forgot ................ I also can't believe some people are congratulating you. Hmm

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 18:04

some folk think anything is funny even a jug of piss

but fact is you now have two pissy mattresses.its hardly a victory or one for the ladies to redress balance

LeQueen · 16/05/2011 18:10

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Salmotrutta · 16/05/2011 18:13

Precisely scottishmummy.

I'd be wondering about the idea that "revenge" was a good thing ............ and whether similar revenge behaviours are happening in front of the DCs. Who are probably more mature than the parents.

higgle · 16/05/2011 18:13

Buy him some inco pants and make him wear them!

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 18:18

an adult getting so drunk he pees himself is disgusting.the fact he makes a habit of it is really gross.

the thought of you squatting to piss in a jug,is equally as gross

fact is the drunken husband was incontinent and not under voluntary control. op is worse as she made purposeful decision to piss in a jug just to get him.op you are the worst by far

MadamDeathstare · 16/05/2011 21:29

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slartybartfast · 16/05/2011 21:37

now i knwo what it means i might ahve to use it Wink

HalfTermHero · 16/05/2011 21:38

Ha ha! I am strangely and inexplicably impressed Grin

cheesesarnie · 16/05/2011 21:52

i agree with lequeen!

horrid horrid

PumpkinSnatch · 16/05/2011 22:22

YANBU in that I would have wanted to do it but the thought of throwing away a mattress, washing the sheets and shampooing the carpet would have stopped me. But your DP deserved the piss imo.
All those of you who are saying the OP is vile and that it is assault have said nothing about the DP who has repeatedly pissed directly on the OP in bed - not on a one off - he knows that if he goes out and gets rat arsed this happens and he has done nothing about it and shows no remorse. If my DH did this once he would be mortified and would certainly not come home that drunk again.

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/05/2011 22:26

Madame for whatever reason, prob due to going to a comp in the 80's, I know what a golden shower is, but am laughing my socks off that you came across it while looking for David Austin Roses. My garden has many DA rose varieties, but not GS. I would everytime I checked my roses for greenfly if I had that one.................

mummissinghermind · 16/05/2011 22:26

I would say you both have control issues.Vile.

DitaVonCheese · 16/05/2011 22:32

I have a loo in my kitchen. Do I win?

Morloth · 16/05/2011 22:33

I think you are wrong there pumpkin plenty of people have said how pathetic and disgusting it is to get so drunk you piss the bed.

How two adults believe this is an acceptable way to behave is bizarre, but like some others have said at least they are together and not fucking up normal people, their kids are unlucky though.

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/05/2011 22:33

sorry Madam made you french there for a moment.

Can I just ask though, is it normal for folk to live with other folk who piss the bed? Some of the earlier replies have made me think that in some quarters it is quite a regular event to wake up covered in wee. So how many here have ever had this happen to them?..........btw, not me...........

shandyleer · 16/05/2011 22:34

Not nice. As an aside, my dd had bottle of pee thrown over her in the easter hols. Maybe the pee-thrower got the idea from his parents....