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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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JellyBeansOnToast · 15/05/2011 21:54

I'm thinking sperm. Sperm bought on the internet. I don't really know why I'm thinking that. How odd.

hellymelly · 15/05/2011 21:55

ooh-I do like a mystery,but not for long.If it was a tv programme there would be a kidney in that chilled box.....
I lived very close to there and so thought I might have some insight,but sadly not.

caughtinanet · 15/05/2011 21:56

Oooh, Jelly exactly what I was going to post Grin

Loonytoonie · 15/05/2011 21:56

I also thought sperm. Or organ donation.
Am curious now...

BuntyPenfold · 15/05/2011 21:56

I wondered if they were trading in human organs too.

schmee · 15/05/2011 21:57

I'm thinking sperm too... Weird.

scarletfingernail · 15/05/2011 21:57

Sounds like the start of a tv drama.

I'm thinking body parts maybe? Cash for kidney?

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:57

Sperm was my first thought. But it was a REALLY big cool-box Confused. Also why would they need to go to such subterfuge? IVF is all legal and above board! And then I thought kidney. But why a cab?!

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squeakytoy · 15/05/2011 21:57

he was obviously selling his pet goldfish...

Zingylemontart · 15/05/2011 21:57

Strangely, the only thing that popped into my head was that it was a delivery of donor sperm, but I think that's probably testament to my own weirdness rather than any experience or knowledge I have!

WobblyWidgetOnTheScooper · 15/05/2011 21:58

Yep. Jizz in a jar, on ice.

Or a kidney Hmm

Zingylemontart · 15/05/2011 21:58

Cross posts!

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:58

WHY didn't I ask. I could e'en now be in the midst of an ITV-style drama, probably having sexually-charged rows with a cynical but vulnerable detective inspector

They really didn't look dodgy enough to be trading in body parts. But then I suppose if you were trading in body parts you would do your level best to look fairly ordinary...

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GollyHolightly · 15/05/2011 21:59

The woman woke up in bath full of ice in a hotel in bangkok. On the side of the bath there was a note saying 'call an ambulance, we have stolen one of your kidneys' The kidney was already half way to London where it was purchased by a very rich man with a very sick wife. You saw the moment the goods were handed over.

hth

GoodnightNobody · 15/05/2011 21:59

After reading JellyBeans's post I'm thinking about 'sperm.'

Before that I was thinking that the couple had forgotten their packed lunch and 'clipboard man' was some sort of 'lunch box hero.'

sperm is more credible.

AgentZigzag · 15/05/2011 22:00

Now you've posted about my the rendevous, it'll be much easier for me to find you

(And there was potato salad made to my mothers recipe in the cool box, but you're right to focus on the envelope Wink)

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:00

Goldfish Grin

Actually....maybe it was an illegal animal? A rare and highly prized lizard?

Sperm does seem likely doesn't it. i wonder if there are any private fertility clinics near Euston...

They were a very multi-cultural set-up, too. All British I think, but clipboard man was black, the lady was white and the man was Asian....

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DuelingFanjo · 15/05/2011 22:00

would you put sperm in a cool box? Why am I thinking it would go under your armpit?

scarletfingernail · 15/05/2011 22:01

Bloofer I'm glad you didn't ask. Some things are not worth risking finding out...

Besides, truth is usually more boring than fiction.

PorkChopSter · 15/05/2011 22:01

The most peculiar thing I saw recently was eyebrows drawn onto an almost newborn baby.

But this is quite weird too Grin

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:02

Golly THAT's what i've been thinking, at 3am as DH snores beside me. Have overactive imagination on far less evidence than this....

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AgentZigzag · 15/05/2011 22:02

Confused and wondering WTF porkchop!

JellyBeansOnToast · 15/05/2011 22:03

Envelope was test results showing sperm donor to be all clear of nasties. Perhaps they couldn't afford IVF and didn't qualify via the NHS, or her eggs were fine and they just needed a bit of a turkey baster job and it was cheaper to get a nice chilled vial via the internet?

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:03

ALSO The couple didn't give anything to Clipboard Man. Mind you I dunno what I was expecting to see. You wouldn't by a liver with wodges of cash would you.

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JellyBeansOnToast · 15/05/2011 22:04

I was about to type 'you definitely keep sperm in the fridge', then I realised that would be weird. I realise I have still typed it, but I hope I am making it clear that I do not keep sperm in my fridge.

Yet.