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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

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BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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bronze · 15/05/2011 22:22

Freezing sperm takes temparatures you can't do yourself (unless you are Heston) so they would be needing to keep it at body temp so why a cool box?

BuntyPenfold · 15/05/2011 22:22

Don't go to the rendezvous Blooferlady; IT ISN'T SAFE.

Samjam10 · 15/05/2011 22:23

The couple were part of a coach party organised by their village's WI, and had become separated from the rest of the group because they had been engaging in some recreational swinging instead of the planned tour activity of visiting the BL. They lost track of time AND got lost.

Clipboard man was the tour guide, but he is on his third disciplinary warning for losing tour party guests and couldn't afford to get another, and the couple were very highly regarded members of their local village community and couldn't afford to get caught out in explanations of their whereabouts.

In the cool box was a lunch bought by clipboard man from the restaurant that the couple should have attended had they not discreetly left the coach party in the morning, so that they could say they lingered over lunch at which they sat apart from the rest of the party as the woman had a headache, and left taking the sandwiches with them to sit in the park quietly for the afternoon.

The clip board was just left over from the tour. And the taxi was taking them to catch up with the coach which had a scheduled stop 10 miles away.

Definitely.

SarahStratton · 15/05/2011 22:23

You are all quite, quite mad. It was obviously a mystery picnic and the envelope contained instructions on how to get there.

Kidneys

That's more of a pub car park/layby sort of thing.

SerapisBey · 15/05/2011 22:23
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Folk · 15/05/2011 22:23

Penguin smuggling???

GentleOtter · 15/05/2011 22:25

Yes, I think it was soup.

The lady looked sad because she was cold and needing soup.

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:25

samjam Grin brilliant!

All this talk of kidneys and picnics is making me peckish...

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kangers · 15/05/2011 22:32

Aren't they still filming the apprentice? Could they be collecting some much needed item and tickets for some TV programme or event? Like oysters for Lady Gaga? Or birds nest soup with cooking instructions?

CurrySpice · 15/05/2011 22:33

in that case op it was a stash of cream horns. Mark my words!

LynetteScavo · 15/05/2011 22:33
  1. We have an obvious meeting place. "Meet me on the steps of the British Library"
  1. We have a clip board "I will be holding a clipboard" - form of identification, just in case there was someone else with a cool box.
  1. Payment had already been made.
  1. Cool box man seemed to know what he was doing. Smartly dressed couple were nervous.
  1. Coo lbox man gave taxi driver instructions, meaning the couple didn't know where they were going, exactly.

I think the "cool" box is throwing us. I think he's just using it to carry something, which isn't necessarily cool.

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:34

They didn't look twattish enough to be on 'prentice Grin

Oh dear God I hope it was something to do with Lady Gaga

The thing is, we will never know, will we?

I am off to bed, to almost certainly have a series of vivid and unsettling dreams in which I am sharing a kidney sandwich with Lady Gaga dressed in a frock made of freshly-jizzed sperm...

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DandyLioness · 15/05/2011 22:34

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NimpyWindowmash · 15/05/2011 22:34

What were the couple wearing? Business suits? Evening wear for an outdoor concert?

LynetteScavo · 15/05/2011 22:34

I'm liking the The Apprentice theory.

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 22:35

Isn't it the pepper man but upmarket city style ? can't do thread links and too tired to find out

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:35

But Lynette, had a rucksack on as well. So if he was just carrying something, he could have just put it in there, as he had a bag anyway? so that makes me think there was something being kept cool or warm.

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kangers · 15/05/2011 22:37

Maybe it was a kitten?

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:37

I clearly cannot go to bed yet Grin

Right. Clipboard man was in dark jeans, dark trainers, and a navy fleece.

The woman was in standard-issue middle-aged middle-class lady wear - nicely cut trousers, pale smart jacket, nice highlights, restrained jewellery. Her partner was in a short sleeved well-pressed shirt and casual(ish) trousers. They didn't look dressed for a long journey, and had no luggage. Hey that has just occurred to me! No luggage. The woman might have had a little handbag, but there was certainly nothing to suggest travel or an overnight stay.

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BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:37

Pepper man?! Confused

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LynetteScavo · 15/05/2011 22:40

So cool box man didn't look like he was a bike or motor bike courier who had broken down

Flowers?

LynetteScavo · 15/05/2011 22:41

Really expensive caviar....?

kangers · 15/05/2011 22:42

Why was envelope not in coolbox? Clearly something messy is in that box. Or something delicate. A crate of truffles and seal of authenticity. A rare orchid and details on how to keep it. A chemical phial filled with a much needed anti serum to save life or beloved child. I could go on....

Jellykat · 15/05/2011 22:42

I think the box contained the most perfect Pavlova ever produced by man. Pavlova has to remain upright, so no to chucking in a rucksack.

The lady was sad because she had failed her husband, by being a truly terrible meringue maker, the envelope contained a set of second by second instructions, and the address of the hen that laid the perfect eggs...

The clipboard was to give the man a sense of security, for he slaves over the cooker for such long periods of time, he gets terribly nervous in public.. it acts in a similar way to a security blanket, until he returns to the safety of his kitchen.

GollyHolightly · 15/05/2011 22:43

A bit boring, but maybe it was something like a murder mystery tour. They were racing against other players picking up clues across the capital to win a Jag if they figured out whodunnit.