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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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whodunnit · 15/05/2011 23:56

OP has gone to bed dreaming with all doors and windows locked and wedged, to have some very weird dreams.

Samjam10 · 15/05/2011 23:56

I forgot the envelope. That has lottery tickets in it to help his mum as she tries to quit.

Punkatheart · 15/05/2011 23:56

This is great - a mystery novel from Mumsnet...much more imaginative than most novels!

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 23:59

YES that's the solution. As punkatheart said it must have been a true VIP or somone working for them rushing off an important sample. Kate middleton's pregnancy test for example

whodunnit · 16/05/2011 00:15

Where is Lynette who posted at 22.33.33? We need her logical mind to put some numbers to it all and pull out the facts ascertained so far. Quite frankly it's beginning to lose focus... the trail is cooling... they could be out of the country by now - secure all borders and get road blocks on the A37.

Ah but, the murderer ( and probably other crims and weirdos) always return to the scene of the crime so we do need the MNer who was going to stake out the cafe and eat copious chhesecake for the benefit of us all. And what happened to the computer geeks who should by now have found the CCTV images for us all to see?? I tried and failed myself....

Nobody must go to bed now!

FreudianSlipper · 16/05/2011 00:18

maybe in the cool box was a sample of hot chocolate from the library cafe (the best hot chocolate ever, well certainly in the uk) and he was passing it over so it could be rushed to a laboratory to get all the ingredients examined and sold on to lovers of the said hc like myself. the cool box is a disguise and not a cool box at all but a hot box that keeps a hot drink and the same temperature for some time, you know to throw anyone of the scent

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 00:26

But if it was hot chocolate, they must have been mugs who took it - just can't get a handle on it!

(rolls on floor)

FreudianSlipper · 16/05/2011 00:38

yes go ahead and laugh. but if you were to go and try this hot chocolate you too will see this is likely to be the truth behind this peculiar exchange

the cakes are fantastic too, and their seems to be a disproporte amount of good looking men at the library. its all very strange, something is in the cakes and hc, could there be a sperm bank exchange going on for men with brains and looks and the library is jsut i front for something else

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 00:38

That's it. I can't sit here giggling at Punkatheart's comment strangers on the internet any more on a school night. Off to bed, where, if the insomnia is beaten, I will be dreaming about this! Thanks a lot, OP! Grin

FreudianSlipper · 16/05/2011 00:39
  • disproportionate

i need to go to bed

CurrySpice · 16/05/2011 00:43

A propos of nothing. My mom once had a cool bag destroyed in a manner unspecified at Disneyland

RIP betty's cool bag :(

numbskull · 16/05/2011 00:53

But why would a couple collect a sample for a lab? Why not one person or a courier?

FreudianSlipper · 16/05/2011 01:17

if its something to do with the hot chocolate, one person could not be trusted not to drink it, there are two of them to manage each others lack of self control. but all these good looking men that frequent the library must fit into this bizarre exchange too

i fear i know too much and op has gone missing

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 07:08

Maybe the contents of the coolbag is indeed the last person who spotted such a transaction. OP therefore could be.......gulp.......in the next cool box.

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 07:18

BUT WHY WOULD A PERFECTLY ORDINARY COUPLE BE COLLECTING DEAD ORGANS FOR PATHOLOGY TESTS?!?!?!?!11?!?!!? On the street outside the British Library? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!1

Incidentally - not sure if it's important - the cab drove off East towards Islington, rather than back up towards King's Cross. However, even if it were going west, it would have needed to head east then turn round, because of the traffic flow and the side of the street the library is.

Can't remember who mentioned passports - the envelope wasn't big enough for that. And anyway - I find it really odd that they weren't dressed for any sort of travel or overnight stay.

Maybe they were collecting the sperm and were just going to go home and use it? But someone has already knocked the sperm theory on the head

Also, it's worth mentioning that my radar sort of prickled. You know when you watch something and you are sure that it's just not quite right? Above and beyond the oddness I mean. I was actually quite worried about the woman, and at first I was watching because I wondered if she was being coerced into something. DH being a cop makes me watchful in case I ever need to give evidence in court Grin. I can dream! I came to the conclusion she wasn't being coerced or anything, just that she was really nervous about it all.

Oh dear God. SURELY someone who works for the local authorities can get us access to the street CCTV cameras?!

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BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 07:19
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sixkids · 16/05/2011 07:22

wow ive had a bad week but i am pmsl at all these posts,thanks mums ;)

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 07:31
Xmas Grin
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jimswifein1964 · 16/05/2011 07:36

I hate yu for even mentioning this - its going to drive me insane!!!!! Grin

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 07:38

Grin Wasn't going to suffer on my own!

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iscream · 16/05/2011 07:45

Fish
Vaccines
Medication
Lab tests
Illegal Human organs
Cheese
Cake

Or, perhaps the innocent looking couple are evil doers, about to unleash a deadly virus, that will wipe out a large portion of the planet?
www.dryiceinfo.com/shipping.htm

Cool Box Uses

Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 16/05/2011 07:52

Couple are going to a swingers party at a country house. Fancy dress, strict invite-only, invitations secured only if you know a bloke who knows a man. Clipboard man's job was to procure coveted invite for Very Nervous Couple, also fancy dress costumes (which are v risque and therefore folded into container, not draped over arm), also cab. He is acting on behalf of the hosts, who have invited Very Nervous Couple for their own possibly nerfarious ends, thus the paid-for cab. Envelope contains the invite, obviously.

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 07:53

Transplant coordinators and collectors from path labs are ordinary people. They don't wear hospital fatigues. Our driver was called Keith and did not have a uniform.

Dull, but true.

I stil prefer some of your speculations - plus some of you should be writers.....

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 08:01

But a cab, Punk? An ordinary Hackney carriage?! Surely there would be a touch more urgency than that? I mean sure, Dave is scything away at the NHS, but surely they could run to blue-light transport for life-saving organ replacements? Confused

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Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 08:06

If it was an urgent transplant then yes, an ambulance or more likely a paramedic - but taxis are also used. Taxi drivers know London and they have the knack of getting to places really fast...

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