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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

OP posts:
SoloIsAHotCougar · 15/05/2011 23:07

Yooohoo JK , was thinking about you this evening!

LynetteScavo · 15/05/2011 23:12

www.camvista.com/usercams/webcam/353121923/united-kingdom/london/euston-road-and-eversholt-st-live-london-traffic-weather-camera/ OK, probably not the right web cam, as I only googled quickly, but who knows....

Jellykat · 15/05/2011 23:13

You are definitely a hot cougar! Wink.. you little minx you.. i'm still trying to recover!

SoloIsAHotCougar · 15/05/2011 23:15

Will email you tomorrow JK :)

Jellykat · 15/05/2011 23:17

Excellent Solo! Smile

whodunnit · 15/05/2011 23:20

Hmm, I thought sperm first, then a kitten (friend is a vet and transports new born pets in blankets in a cool box). But would be cruel and airless to leave the lid on. So not that.

Woman clutches the envelope and sits on edge of seat - envelope seems to be important, particularly if coolbox was put in last of all and then on the floor, not on a knee. The woman's anxiety and being part of a couple seems to make it medical for her, and her partner thanking the clipboard man seems to indicate he has solved something or provided something that the man couldn't - must be expensive, illegal or hard to find. So it all seems to body parts or secretions, except the envelope is very important.

And why did they not know where they were going? Maybe to a private medical clinic? Or was it some forged document or proof in the envelope that would keep the woman out of trouble? Sounds too small for a passport, and not bulky enough for the document to be critical (or it would be double wrapped and in a bigger envelope.) Therefore the envelope contained information only - the info was important not the document itself.

The couple didn't look in the box or seem to need proof of its contents. So what they were collecting was ordinary and the clipboard man could be relied upon to provide it properly. Maybe it was a piece of specialist medical equipment they needed to get to somewhere quickly - but then why not clipboard man deliver it himself? So it was something in the box that they had to pretend was from them, and it was incidental to to the plot. Important but not everything.

They trusted clipboard man, and so had either dealt with him directly before, or had been recommended. Was it drugs for a teenage child or her sibling. Could be illegal or legal. But then the couple would know where to take them, whether it was to a house or to a hospital.

The plot thickens....

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 23:21

There's a really important and urgent mystery going on here. No time for PDAs

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 23:26

This will eventually be turned into a film starring George Clooney but who will play the woman and clipboard man ? I think there should be Russians in the film version and the taxi should drive on at top speed to a helipad on the roof of a London landmark

whodunnit · 15/05/2011 23:27

What is a PDA?

Samjam10 · 15/05/2011 23:28

Ok, I've had a re - think. This couple have found out that their next door neighbour is a serial killer and HE knows that THEY know. They used the BL as a rendez-vous, as their psychotic neighbour has an osessive fear of books and paper of which they are aware, and won't go within two miles of any library.

The man is a member of CID special we-hide-you-from-serial-killing-neighbours force, and is sending them to a secret location whilst they collect evidence on neighbour.

And in the cool box is gin and tonic and beer to soothe their nerves for journey.

And clip board is cos the CID man has a busy day hiding people and needs a list.

Definitely.

Sqee · 15/05/2011 23:28

I cannot understand this organ trading! I mean.. How do you think it works? You buy a kidney walk into A&E and say "Hey look what I found! Be a dear a stick it in will you?"

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 23:29

PDA is public display of affection. It inturrupted the suspense earlier on this page

GollyHolightly · 15/05/2011 23:31

Don't be silly Squee. You get it inserted by paying a corrupt surgeon and sterilising a hotel room.

whodunnit · 15/05/2011 23:32

Yes, Finally - all these old MN mates waving at each other when there is a mystery to be solved... damn them all ... ( tuts and pulls bobbly cardiugan closer around herself)

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 23:35

That's where the helicopter comes into it. Inserting kidneys in hotel rooms is the kind of carry on that only happens abroad. Definitely

Punkatheart · 15/05/2011 23:41

Sorry to be boring - but I worked in pathology for two years and these boxes are used for transporting hearts. Yes, could be The Portland - we used to have specimens from there. Or it could well have been a specimen on its way for pathology tests in Harley Street. Taxis are common - quick, efficient. Nobody puts logos on boxes - they prefer to remain anonymous, for obvious reasons.

Any illegal trading would never be done on the street.

You would be amazed what was transported in one of those boxes - have seen a huge tumourous willy. That put me a little off my sandwich....

Samjam10 · 15/05/2011 23:45

Nah. Mine are the only RATIONAL solutions, Punkatheart, as you well know. Grin

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 23:49

This is exactly what they want us to think. Really plausible. I don't think MN ers are so easily taken in by explanations like that though

whodunnit · 15/05/2011 23:49

Punk. But why the rush, claok and dagger and anxiety if the heart was already dead and just going off to be tested. Or am I missing something?

Punkatheart · 15/05/2011 23:51

...also seen a foetus, boobs...pathology is fascinating...oh and a leg...but that was a REALLY big container...

I used to love the part of the interview when I took potential secretaries to the cut-up room. Sometimes just the name made them wince. Then the sight of a blood-stained pathologist waving at them with a knife meant we never saw them again. But the smell - uniquely nauseating...

Samjam, I bow to your solutions. Not! Grin

Sqee · 15/05/2011 23:53

Maybe it was Lady GaGas next outfit. A bacteria bra? Or a slinky dress made out of scientifically modified tad poles. As for the envelope? Perhaps a contact wafering all blame of the consequences of the dress from clip bored man (who is an evil genius and has a lab and everything!) that GaGa herself had to sign? ......No?

Punkatheart · 15/05/2011 23:53

...also seen a foetus, boobs...pathology is fascinating...oh and a leg...but that was a REALLY big container...

I used to love the part of the interview when I took potential secretaries to the cut-up room. Sometimes just the name made them wince. Then the sight of a blood-stained pathologist waving at them with a knife meant we never saw them again. But the smell - uniquely nauseating...

Samjam, I bow to your solutions. Not! Grin

It might well have been to transplant, if it was a heart. Otherwise a specimen of something else. But the urgency is usually because they are in a hurry for diagnosis. The Portland also have some important clients who demand quick results. I can't tell you because I had to sign a secrecy agreement - but the patients are real VIPs not minor celebs.

Finallyspring · 15/05/2011 23:54

Where has OP gone ? She's the only person who can help put together the pieces of this infernal jigsaw puzzle. Unless, unless she knows TOO MUCH and has been silenced.

whodunnit · 15/05/2011 23:55

ooh - punk - you tease!!

Samjam10 · 15/05/2011 23:55

I think I have it this time.

The man with clip board is their son. He is a responsible type, and never had a day's trouble in his life.

Unfortunately his upper middle class Mum has a serious online gambling problem, which, as she is the leader of the local council in, erm, Welwyn Garden City, I think, has to be covered up - BUT she has been using council funds for Wink Bingo.

So, her son, who is an entrepreneur and seriously wealthy, has given them the £65000 necessary to replace what she's lost. It's in a cool box to allay suspiscion. His father looks anxious and gives the shoulder pat in embarrassed thanks.

The clip board is to make people think he is a tour guide/member of obscure branch of CID, obviously.

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