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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

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BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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JellyBeansOnToast · 15/05/2011 22:04

Paypal for the sperm cost, Bloofer, obviously! Grin

LynetteScavo · 15/05/2011 22:04

Off the top of my head, the Portland is near Euston....

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:05

Jelly I am minded to agree most with you. The lady did look very anxious and rather sad, and I would have thought just a touch too old for NHS IVF. They did look pretty smart and well-off but private IVF is very spendy, no?

If it was that then good luck to her I guess.

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scarletfingernail · 15/05/2011 22:06

I think that if sperm has recently been ahem, deposited, it is supposed to be kept warm if being used more or less immediately. I think it's only chilled or frozen once received at the lab (if that's where it's going).

What was the clipboard for?

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:06

But wouldn't the POrtland have nice smart cool-boxes with like a logo on and similar?

ANYWAY it was very very big, for spermz. You could fertilise most of Manchester with that lot. Kidney is more fun to imagine

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BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:07

scarlet the clipboard just adds whole LAYERS of intrigue. It suggests that he had a lot to be going on with and needed to Keep Track Of Things. And he was very purposeful. It all had a very sort of well-practised feel to it.

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Bohica · 15/05/2011 22:07

Private drug trials, the couple may look decent but he has a gambling probelm & she has to save face with the tennis club & try to pay for the mortgage.

Hence the clipboard.

CurrySpice · 15/05/2011 22:10

Clipboard msn has a lucrative sandwich round. Be had a headache and couldnt do his round today. So he handed over his stash of wafer thin ham and list of his customers to do his round that day. The woman looked nervous because she had just realised she had left her hair straighteners on at home. HTH

InGokNito · 15/05/2011 22:11

sperm definitely

Clipboard was so he could say "You'll know me - I'll be the one with the clipboard"

LynetteScavo · 15/05/2011 22:11

But why was he on the street? I mean, why did the "transaction" take place on the street? Why didn't he just deliver the box to the couple?

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:12

Curry Grin It was about half five though, which blows that theory out of the water. Unless he is an afternoon tea delivery man?

I didn't know you could get paid to take part in illegal drug trials

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GentleOtter · 15/05/2011 22:12

I might be wrong here but can you keep things warm in a cool box as well as cold?

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:14

Lynette - zackly. You could hardly get a more busy place to be. It was teeming. I mean it was OUTSIDE THE GATES of the British Library for God's sake! On the steps of the main gate! Who would choose the BL as a place to trade organs or sperm??

Maybe it was a hitherto unseen script of a forgotten Shakespeare sonnet and Clipboard Man had stolen it from the archives, and it has to be kept in controlled atmospheric conditions...

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BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:14

Otter that's a good point! I think you can, right? 'Cos it's basically just insulation so would work either way?

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PerfectDromedary · 15/05/2011 22:15

Illegal foodstuffs? Ooh, I know, experimental drugs! One of the couple has a mysterious illness which can be cured but the drugs haven't been tested on people yet - clipboard man is conducting unofficial trials, thus the clipboard - he's keeping a record of who bought it. Illegal pets of a reptilian variety? Alien body parts?

mysticsmeg · 15/05/2011 22:15

Fresh sperm would need to be kept warm, not cool.

Jellykat · 15/05/2011 22:17

scarlet is right, i have a friend who did a turkey baster job, and she had to tuck the baster into her knickers on the journey home, to keep the contents at body temperature.Wouldn't have thought a cool box would've done the same job.
(Just to add, it worked first time for my friend. Smile)

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:17

I am liking this new drug trial slant. Because the box would have been big enough for lots of bottles or, or, or syringes maybe. But this does not get to the bottom of why, if you were doing something dodgy, you would meet there! There are loads of side-roads where nosy students wouldn't be watching your every move then typing it up on the nation's busiest internet forum Grin !

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Folk · 15/05/2011 22:18

The woman was Madonna (disguised natch) and she had lost her appointed macrobiotic half a pea, one crumb and a drop of lemonade food allowance for that day.

Clipboard man was giving her a replacement and the bill (£245) and the Asian chap was her GBF / nutritionalist.

Cool box was big as had 1 litre bottle of water for afters....

HTH

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:18

Hurrah for your pal Jelly! Clearly I've been doing it wrong all these months Grin

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GeraldineAubergine · 15/05/2011 22:19

Kidney or liver would be quite heavy, did it look lightweight or difficult to heft?

SerapisBey · 15/05/2011 22:20

I am clipboard man and i say that you don't know what you're messing with..... meet me same time same place next week and I will pay you a large sum of money to make sure you forget what you saw........

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:21

Oooo good point Geraldine - I didn't get a good look at it being carried, but I would sense that it was on the heavier, rather than the lighter, side. For instance, no-one stood holding it as they talked, and when Clipboard Man put it in the cab, he carried it (rather than handing it to them), and he put it on the floor by their feet and not (for instance) on their laps. Hmmm.

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TheDailyWail · 15/05/2011 22:21

GOSH is fairly near, isn't it?

I love this speculation.

Maybe it was their takeaway?

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 22:22

Don't Serapis, I keep checking my inbox to see if there's a red blob, warning me to get the thread pulled or I'll find my cat gutted on the doorstep tomorrow morning ...

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