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to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

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Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37

Excuse the pun... Grin

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?

Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated... Grin

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

OP posts:
TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:41

Gster, is it yours?

Mumcentreplus · 24/05/2011 22:41

Hmm..should I get all Mary Whitehouse on your arses?? Grin

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:41

See, this is why I shave. Whoops.

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 22:41

gster is busy with all the male attention folks...

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:42

Yes, I shave purely to stop the 'pubes in the dip' scenario, its just sensible in these circles.

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:43

Exactly, all too common a hazard.

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 22:44
SarahStratton · 24/05/2011 22:44

It's not me, I've not been near the dip...

ThatVikRinA22 · 24/05/2011 22:44

o,m,g!!

Wink
TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:45

Legs agape! stay away from the dip...

So where are the Cheese and Pineapple hedgehogs?

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 22:45

come on in vicar..the more the merrier!

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:46

what's that echo?

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 22:46

think tech had all the cheese...

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:47

No, I washed...

Am I the only fella here?

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:48

So who's up for spin the bottle?

Mumcentreplus · 24/05/2011 22:48

loox@Tech..you're a bad mannn...

AnyFucker · 24/05/2011 22:49

this buffet is missing some turkey twizzlers

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 22:49

seems like it.

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:49

Get the bottle out then.

Mumcentreplus · 24/05/2011 22:51

Pom Bear anyone? Grin

AnyFucker · 24/05/2011 22:51

out of where ?

SarahStratton · 24/05/2011 22:51

Nobody admired my deft wrist flick. It has taken years of practise to hone my wrist action.

:(

TechLovingDad · 24/05/2011 22:52

someone mentioned spin the bottle, is it hidden?

TitsalinaBumSquash · 24/05/2011 22:52

So who wants a tongue sandwich then? Wink

Thingumy · 24/05/2011 22:52

think this place is more a twiglet type of affair.

Arf at AF

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