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I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

713 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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bupcakesandcunting · 17/05/2011 09:56

Andy Murray would shag you to sleep.

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/05/2011 10:00

In a bad or good way? Smile

HazeltheMcWitch · 17/05/2011 12:07

Andy Murray is surely a younger and considerably-more-althetic Peter Capaldi Malcolm Tucker, no?

In the context of this thread, that is A Very Good Thing.

serajen · 17/05/2011 12:46

Saw Robson in local supermarket, the staff were swooning, doesn't do it for me, too short

FellatioNelson · 17/05/2011 15:08

Ah, but Timothy Spall himself is definitely wrong, yet lovely.

bupcakesandcunting · 17/05/2011 15:33

I like Timothy Spall I think he's lovely but his face puts me in mind of a frustrated walrus. Sorry if you're reading Tim, you're lovely really peace and love.

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LordOfTheFlies · 17/05/2011 17:20

Scottishmummy Oh No John , No John, No John, No John, Nooooo!

Paul Kaye aka Dennis Pennis and that Childs Christmas in Wales one off (with Nessa from Gav & Tracy and the fella Robson did Northern Lights with).

Peter Kaye (Pheonix Nights) doesn't bear thinking about!!!

Google Paul Kaye , he's got a certain rat like charm

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/05/2011 17:21

Hazel, bloody good point!

SpringHeeledJack · 17/05/2011 19:25

MistressFrankly the first thread I read was about a man pleasuring himself with an electric sander

I've been on here ever since

bupcakesandcunting · 17/05/2011 19:28

Looking for cheap thrills, SHJ?

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SpringHeeledJack · 17/05/2011 20:41

hoh yes, buppy

I've really hit paydirt on this site- never had to go anywhere else since Grin

Sharmouta · 17/05/2011 21:11

I say Jeremy Kyle! Wink

LordOfTheFlies · 17/05/2011 23:35

If you are looking for the ultimate, takes the crown,ticks-all-the-boxes King of The Bawbags look no further than Frank Gallagher. ( Disclaimer not in any way to be confused with Liam and Noel Up Themselves Oasis who are just twats)
I haven't watched Shameless for fear that I may have to run away with himEnvy

CheerfulYank · 18/05/2011 02:35

EWWWW Lord !

Lip, on the other hand...

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 18/05/2011 09:00

Yank, oh yeah, that angelic face hides a right dirty devil I'll be bound.

He may not be a bawbag though, sadly.

LordOfTheFlies · 18/05/2011 10:16

You do know there are 666 posts now?

bupcakesandcunting · 18/05/2011 10:19

Then I'll say Beelezebub himself. The epitome of bawbaggery but I bet he's proper filthy.

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CheerfulYank · 18/05/2011 12:38

I think the actor is quite a bawbag, though, LadyClarice . So I'm sticking with it! :)

scarletfingernail · 18/05/2011 12:44

Lip was on Hells Kitchen with Marco-Pierre White (another bawbag - but I would) I think he's called Jody Latham in RL? From what I remember he was a complete PITA. Definitely a bawbag.

fifitot · 18/05/2011 12:52

I have sat next to R Green a number of times at football matches. He appears to be a nice bloke. I wouldn't though.

SarahStratton · 18/05/2011 12:52

David thing from Angel. Whoever mentioned him earlier. With the weird B surname I can't even start to spell. Damn that cheating bastard I would make him walk with a wibble. And Christopher Ecclestone. I lurve men with big noses Grin

Lunabelly · 18/05/2011 13:08

Snoop Dogg
David Boreanaz
Gok Wan
Steve Tyler
Jet Li
Thierry Henri
Any of the last three Doctor Whos
John Cho
Julian McMahon (but only as Cole in Charmed...)
Marco Pierre White
Gordon Ramsay

Shit. I am going to hell, aren't I?

FellatioNelson · 18/05/2011 13:28

Thierry Henri is not wrong! God Lord, if he is all wrong for a shag there is no hope of rightness for any man on earth.

JessicaDrew · 18/05/2011 13:37

sometimes when i watch Corrie, i just want to strap Antony Cotten down and give what he really wants with a strap-on Blush

Lunabelly · 18/05/2011 14:25

FellatioNelson... none of them are wrong in my book :o