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Original poster

I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

713 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

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MrsFlittersnoop · 16/05/2011 19:49

Iggy Pop anyone?

I know someone who had a fling with Lemmy from Motorhead....

and just about any Radio 1 DJ from the last 30 years would be truly deeply wrong Grin

SpringHeeledJack · 16/05/2011 19:57

Plan B doesn't condone violence, it's a prison riot and all part of the story

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 20:03

in his suit he looks like the defendant

SpringHeeledJack · 16/05/2011 20:12

he's supposed to be the defendant, fitted up for a rape charge Hmm

it's a concept album

he (Strickland Banks) shags a fan, she falls in love with him and then fits him up for rape because he rejects her. Then he ends up in chokey, murders someone in self defence, someone else takes the rap and it ends up with him back in court on appeal. PB creates a whole (scary) world on an album.

I know it sounds shite (not to mention dodgy) but it's fuckin' brilliant.

imho

Wink
scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 20:13

lol,are you really explaining defamation cd

errr im lamely commenting on his bad suit not his artistic integrity

SpringHeeledJack · 16/05/2011 20:15

I love him Grin

I wouldn't do him, though. That would be wrong.

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 20:20

its a great cd.he has fab voice

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 16/05/2011 22:12

Michael buble - bawbag - would give him one.

scarletfingernail · 16/05/2011 22:16

My Dsis is in love with.......Steve McFadden!

Eugh, can't believe I forgot to mention that. He definitely qualifies as a bawbag.

Someone we know has actually had sex with him, I felt quite ill at the thought. Dsis was Envy

PumpkinBones · 16/05/2011 22:24

Euw @ Steve McFadden - I also know of someone he's shagged (at one remove - the woman who was in the papers for having two love children with him) DH is appalled that anyone could fancy him as apparently he defines "looks like he has bad breath without even getting near him"

LordOfTheFlies · 16/05/2011 22:27

Bupcakes have you considered Paul Kaye?? He could almost be Robsons separated at birth sibling( I'm sure he was in Being Human as well early on in the last series.But he got killed, bah.

Neil Pearson-Between The Lines- chain smoking,shag anything with a pulse, git.

Horrible Histories, the little one who plays Tubby King George.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 16/05/2011 22:29

Neil Pearson!!! Yummy yet yukky. Are you watching BJ Diary too?

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 22:36

peter kaye is funny,but not phwoar

scarletfingernail · 16/05/2011 22:37

The woman we know who shagged Steve McFadden went for it in the back of his white van that he used to drive around in. Yuk. I'm pretty sure I read there's a fair few he picked up like this.

scottishmummy · 16/05/2011 22:41

that is sordid

FellatioNelson · 16/05/2011 22:49

Right, I've only read up to page 9 so far but can everyone please stop saying Damien Lewis? Read what Buppy said properly please - she said Wrong Filth. Damien Lewis is not wrong I tell you. Being ginger is not enough on its own to be Wrong.

Damien Lewis is pure filth though, and he's mine.

Wrong filth would be Jack Black.

HazeltheMcWitch · 16/05/2011 22:50

Have been thinking too much about this thread. But I can add to the list:
Benicio del Toro (oh yes. anywhere, anyhow)
Ray Liotta (yum. but especially as was in Goodfellas please)

DirtyMartini · 16/05/2011 22:57

Have been away from this thread and cba to read it all now, but I did post here to try and alert bupcakes to Robson appearing in Extreme Fishing on 5 this weekend.

Should maybe have posted here instead but didn't realize thread was still going.

He wrestled a shark. Kind of.

DirtyMartini · 16/05/2011 23:02

oh and re Trent Reznor (I did read this page after all): finger up bum not half of it -- I know someone who went backstage after a NIN gig and ended up, many substances later, having an enema in company with him. Details of story vague now, was many years ago. She was about 18. I think Rice Krispies were also involved somehow Hmm

(I was the boring unadventurous one of our circle, so everyone confided in me)

HazeltheMcWitch · 16/05/2011 23:15

An enema. A rice krispie enema.
< mind boggles >

MistressFrankly · 16/05/2011 23:30

Hahahahaha first thread i read on mumsnet and its discussing rice krispie enemas :) that kind of snap crackle and pop could bring a tear to the eye!

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bupcakesandcunting · 17/05/2011 09:17

A fucking Rice Krispie enema? I have NOT lived.

LordoftheFlies I do like Paul Kaye in an actor capacity and he's ver' amusing but he reminds me too much of a male friend, looks wise, to consider sexing him right up.

Am now visualising sexing male friend right up. Thanks! :(

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noniks · 17/05/2011 09:24

That Spall fella in Shadowline on BBC2 - Timothy Spall's son - menacing and weird but shaggable

Oh and in the same show Christopher Eccleston and his waggly ears -

Two for the price of one fantasy bonkfest

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/05/2011 09:50

Can't believe my Plan B suggestion has attracted so much discussion but I've not been picked up on my Andy Murray admission ...

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/05/2011 09:50

PS Rafe son-of-Timothy Spall is NOT wrong. Yummy.