I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

I've worked with Vampire Bill many years ago. He was v v v nice but to my mind quite vanilla.

"Dave Gahan. Even in his heroin days. His deep, raspy voice and the groans he emits whilst on stage do something very wrong to my insides. That and his sweaty, wiry, tattooed body. If he offered me a night of debauched groupie wantonness I'd be there like a whippet."

I totally understand this. Is he a bawbag though? He's always come across as very pleasant in interviews/on idiot box.

freeandhappy is Aiden Gillen the sexy irish one from Queer as Folk? He was a big bastard bawbag in that but I don't know about IRL

That's not bawbag behaviour. That's just sensible.

Plus, his lyrics give him away as a filth merchant if nothing else does.

I was joooooooking.

Please don't hit me.

"I know somebody that gave Robson Green a blow job in the toilet at some showbiz do." Oh god, that has to be one of the most disturbing posts I've ever read on mn.

Yes, I meant to pick up on the Robby jobby in the bog. Spill.

Jonny Depp counts if he is dressed as Capt Jack and stays in character throughout [gavel]

David Tennant counts if he is Casanova [first dibs]

Whole we're on a Strictly theme I'd have to go with James Jordan and his fabulous Rumba skills, after all the rumba is referred to as the vertical expression of a horizontal desire

mr darcy............................................................................

What about the greasy Italian dwarf from Strictly? Vincent was it? I wouldn't, but I know some of you filthy hoorbags might!

Sean Connery obviously doesn't make it into the Bawbag List (not my cup of tea but hey-ho) but the Ladies of a Certain Age at my work reckon its The Voice.
If you're are a Cheap Man's Version how about wee Jimmy Sommerville from The Communards.
Yes I know he's gay and he'd need a bag on his head but my mate and I saw them in concert and she reckoned he was pretty well blessed.Obviously never got too look

connery is a wife beating bawbag who thinks women need a slap from time to time

vile man

I'm so with the Derren Brown fans. I know he wouldn't since he's gay. But that wit that intelligence leaves me weak. also Dara O'Briain (could lift me about!) and Damian Lewis (just attractive, also Toby Smith. I'm such a slut!

Mr Bloom - Cant decide if I'd like to punch him (for being so annoying) or sit on his face.

Derren Brown is gay?

DAMMIT why does everything have to happen to ME?

Bupcake why don't you hypnotise him to believe he's straight.
And Dereck Acora for me (not gay) I luuuuurrrrvvvee a scouse accent

But then he'll hynotise me to believe that he's gay then it'll get confusing :(

Jimmy Somerville? FGS. Read that as Jimmy Saville at first but am really not sure who is worse.

Jimmy Saville, in the boudoir: "Now then, now then I've got a little chap ere..."

God, how could I forget the absolute fictional bastard that is Spike from Buffy (James Marsters). Hmm, those cheekbones, those eyes, THAT coat!

He can nibble on my neck anytime he wants [drools]

lol at combination of "Jimmy Saville" and "boudoir"

bupcakes and smallwhitecat

Think Dave Gahan was a bawbag at one point but has since seen the light. He'd still be deliciously filthy. Would love a chance to ride him like Seabiscuit, bawbag or no. There'd be bugger all left but some of his DNA under my fingernails. Which I'd send to be cloned immediately for spares.

Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails. Bawbag but would be filthy as fuckery. I bet he'd try and slip a finger up your bum, the dirty cow.