I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

Point of Order

There is absolutely no way the divine Mr Depp belongs on a bawbags thread no matter what threads he's wearing CaveMum.

"WinePig Sun 15-May-11 21:41:34

Mr Bloom - Cant decide if I'd like to punch him (for being so annoying) or sit on his face."

I've just spluttered tea all over my laptop.

OK I just thought of one.

Wyclef Jean.

He is a total BAWBAG-A-GOGO - but I would be is Ho No Yes.

His

or, more (im)properly all hands to the tiller.

Oooh YES Spike.

And David Boreanaz, the filthy cheating bastard. But oh would I, would I ever! I'd shag the man cross-eyed and seven ways to breakfast, I'll tell you that and no hot water.

Horsey, who's Toby Smith?

Toby Stephens? www.imdb.com/name/nm0827170/

Hmmmm. Don't know about the bawbag thing. A quick search throws up no dreadful gossip.

Oooh, Plan B. Someone on MN met him and said he was a tosser. I would, though. Every which way.

Eugh not Plan B, especially not after his Brit awards debacle.

Didn't see or hear about that!

Robson Green on mini CITV at the moment......

Plan B is a little boy, surely?

buppy what happened at the Brits? I saw a bit of the prison riots thingy, then I got bored. I have since realised, though, that he is a geeeeenius, so wish had paid more attention...

Just thought of another...

Herr Flick (of the Gestapo)

all those S&M undertones...

I don't think I'm alone, so that makes me feel better.

Anyone.....?

His performance was really off-colour, including having the stage rushed by a band of dancers dressed like gang-members/inmates who attacked dancers dressed as policeman, smashing glass bottles over heads/setting coppers on fire etc etc. It just showed him up as childish, violence-glorifying, tossbag.

Hmmm, I see, but to be honest my main impression of that is what a good, well choreographed, theatrical set it is ...

And yes, agree about his thighs but what can I say, I still would. I don't normally go for the more well-covered gentleman ? I tend to like skinnies ? but I would make an exception for him. It's the top-notch suiting, and the voice, and the talent.

Anyway, this IS the bawbags we want to give a good seeing-to thread, not the nice boys thread.

Plan B is a bit too ordinary looking for me - he just looks like some bloke suited up to go to his mates wedding.

plan b looks like hes going for pre-sentencing reports in that suit

Plan B looks like every photofit of a mugger ever.

aye,his top man suit on for pre-sentencing reports.he looks rough as a dog head

Top Man? Bit lah-de-dah for Plan Biffer. Suits Plus.

lol,suits plus what?solicitor

There is a niche for this. I am going to open my suits store "Suits 4 The Dock"

call it cunts in court.suits 4 u
niiiiiiiiiiiiice ring to it
branch out into ladies gear too. think of the big haired batterer and linsay lohan. skinny and criminal