Congealed gussets?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.

[sonicboak]

I used to live in a place with no washing machine, and once a week I would take my washing round to my boyfriend's house while his mum was at work and I would use the machine.

I can't remember how it happened but I think somehow I took it round and forgot to put it in the machine and we popped out or something... but anyway his mum got hold of it and did it (very kindly) for me. Thing is I'd had a rather stubborn bout of thrush and not only were there my own secretions on my gussets, but bits of secreted pessary/canestan cream etc. Dear Lord I was mortified. She said nothing of course, and of course I couldn't even mention it to the boyf as I was young and not even at the farting in fornt of him yet stage....

Hey, do you think we could rot a cock? if ya could get one to stay up there a while, what with the bleach and all?

'panties' is up there with 'squirt'

mummissinghermind, I do remember my friend once saying that a "gentleman friend" of hers saying that she must have a bit of an acid fanny as it made his willy sting - it got her all paranoid and prompted a visit to the clap clinic but apparently all was normal

Seriously though, the acidity kills off the crappy sperm - only the best ones get through to the egg - the creme de la creme!!

inastate Im so impressed, blimey, fanjo of mass destruction, [sighs and thinks "what i wouldn't do for a sensitive dick" , he could end up with a
mangina with my secretions.

Sounds like a plan mummissinghermind

Mystery of my black pants' colour change solved.

I may have name-changed for this.

Oh come on gussetbleacher. Be loud and proud.

Gusset bleachers of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but the crotches from our knickers!

I hardly ever name-change. I might keep this one for further revelations!

Aww, Gusset bleacher, you got in their first...

We'll be campaigning for a bleached gusset emoticon next. Beats a bloody pom bear...

I meant there not their.

Fuck, I'm normally well snotty to people who do stuff like that!

I'm a gusset bleacher.

Last time I went to the Gynaecologist I wore new knickers. After I ahd removed them I foded them carefully (gusset hidden) and then hid them under my folded trousers - the student doctor knocked my clothes onto the floor as he approached the bed and then put my knickers back on the chair gusset side up.

For some reason I found that more embarrasing then the world and his wife peering at my nether regions

nullis hec inastate and the infamous gussetbleacher herself, do you not think black knickers should be cheaper then?? you know being as the old fanjo juice has them destroyed in no time. I feel a campaign coming on!

Also wonders how this isn't in classics?

I have not yet ever had a smear, being too young but I've always wondered...wouldn't wearing a skirt and no knickers solve the problem of having to hide them?

Obviously I mean a long skirt, unless you're that way inclined of course

What do you do when you're getting changed at the gym/pool? Extra quick removal and stuff under the clothes pile? Particularly bad I find when you are undressing to use the shower and you have had a particulary sweaty session in the gym. Was even worse for me when I was pg and used to go to the gym up to about 37 weeks. Couldn't whip 'em off that quick, or bend down to pick them up any quicker, plus couldn't see how bad they were cos bump got in the way, but we all know how bad things get by that stage of pregnancy...

You know ladies, im on two threads at the minute, this one and one about a woman trying to convince her DH to have a vasectomy because he doesnt want anymore children.........

Hmmm.....I feel two birds could be killed with one acid fanny......

I notice "congealed gussets" has not yet made the discussion of the day. What would be the little tag-line next to it?

shinymoon - Oo no! What if you got hit by a bus on your way home?

That's why you put your knicker in your jeans pocket IlsaLund.

inastate we,ve all been there girl, don't you hark back on previous gusset humiliations. If ever our fanjos' can be excused extra secretions, its during pregnancy.

Well if it were a choice between bleached acidy knickers and no knickers....

Knickers
Unless you cut them in half first I s'pose.

(My DD cut a hole in a pair of my knickers last week actually)

nulis quick get her over to the fanny bleachers of the world.

No one needs gunky gussets - panty liners are the key!