I am being BLACKMAILED

[bupcakesandcunting]

By some divvy on eBay

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

so...are you getting a refund?

Chipolata? It's a full on cumberland

see

I've got to stop drinking this shit that hogwart gives me.

She can stick her refund up her jotter. £4.20 is a small price to pay to be able to leave feedback telling everone what a CUNTBAG she really is.

Fucking fantastic

Nice cumberland Jareth ;)

WhipMeIndiana Fri 06-May-11 22:59:08
Runawaywife and HalfPastWine

great ebay related advice.

Now, where do you stand on deep throating? the best veggies for masturbating? or David Bowies alleged Leggings?

Well I never pay more then £4.00 for any of them and I always check the feedback

'cuntbag' not heard that in a long time

I really dont think veggies are a good idea for masturbating, so much so that I've never tried, I have two rabbits and a 'change the top thing' that dp calls the chess set

queen would have you believe that DP leads to vomiting but not always

last night was close, shouldn't have pushed it

cucumbers for wanking

HTH

This thread makes me proud to be a mumsnetter. Truely.

"I take pride in the words 'Ich Bin Ein Mumsnetter'".

I want to read the arse-licky email.

Me too Hec. Me too

I do hope izzy, that Ich Bin Ein Mumsnetter works. Cos Ich Bin Ein Berliner certainly doesn't

Or was it Hamburger

I did start another test blackmail thread to see if anyone was listening, but all I did was confuse a few innocent [twee] MNetters, and I didnt feel ready to ask them their mastubatory procilvities.

anyhoo, we want the fecking goss on the bloody blackmailer..

Tell her you want $500 in cold 50s in a brown paper bag, we'll let her know which bin to drop it in.