I am being BLACKMAILED

[bupcakesandcunting]

By some divvy on eBay

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

Shirls and I are meeting up for some hot lezza action tomorrow, she's getting an early night.

JareththeGoblinking - is that a labyrinth reference? old odd-eyes would receive it from me in that film

Bupcakes - than you for my dirty cunting vulgarity crown. i am so proud.

But I want her to PM me with the Lushness

I can be Royal if you want me to be WhipMe. I can be anything you want me to be

Oh yes..

Isn't that a leetle uncomfortable? Twirling your balls in tights

Sarah, DO NOT TAKE CHINNITY'S ADVICE ON ORAL SEX!

You will puke on your man's pork sword.

Ah excellent, you're all still here.
I just used on facebook....am trying to get it to go viral....

I love this thread a lot. Please keep it going. Forever.

Thanks.

Get your hands off my woman, motherfuckerrrrrrrrr!

OMG, omg, I just got the most arse-licky email off eBay skank. If I had a heart it would have made me cry.

easy access innit.

Tooowooooooo

copy it here bupcakes!

Queef a pork sword is a mere blip in my imagination at the moment. There are no puking opportunities atm sadly.

Although I am doing my best on GS

C'mon Buppy show us the lickarse email

I can't copy on my iPhone :( will do it tomorrow but the general jist is " pleeeease pleeeease don't dob me in I will do anything you ask."

bupcakes! good result. the little bitch deserved a trouncing.

I am loving my image of old Bowie twiddling his balls in his purple jeggings, whilst talking in sing-song riddles to muppets. going to dig out my vhs copy

ALWAYS check feedback BEFORE you get something.

Leave bad feed back its only £4.00

Report her, both to Ebay and Trading Standards.

I would least her negative feedback too, she's a dishonest seller. All Benefit products sold on Ebay are fakes.

They are &silver^ leggings WhipMe

Oh crap... have I killed it?

I think it's cos you need a new lunchbox tbh. Bit saggy in the old chipolata region

Runawaywife and HalfPastWine

great ebay related advice.

Now, where do you stand on deep throating? the best veggies for masturbating? or David Bowies alleged Leggings?

RunAwaywife - it was £4.20
bupcakes was quite troubled by that extra 20p to be honest

Those 20 pees add up...