I am being BLACKMAILED

[bupcakesandcunting]

By some divvy on eBay

I bought a Benefit eyeliner off her for the princely sum of £4.20. Got it today and it's fake. I sent her this email:

"Hi,

I got the pencil this morning and I am really disappointed to see that it's a fake. It explains why it was so cheap but I buy Benefit a lot so I know a fake when I see it!

Can I have a refund please?"

She sent this reply:

"Hi there, I am sorry to hear you are not happy with the item, as far as my wholesaler states these are not fake but imports from USA, customer satisfaction is my priority and I would not knowingly sell fake items. As you are not happy I am willing to send a full refund once good feedback as been given. I wait for your reply.

Kind regards"

I just sent one back going "Hmmm, pretty sure that's blackmail."

Or is it bribery? I don't know. But still! Cheeky sod.

Should I leave shit feedback and sod the £4 or get therefund but lie? I am thinking of letting her keep the four quid and writing "SCRUBBY FUCK" as her feedback.

well, I think I am teaching people how to deep throat

and then there is some fanny mashing

Jaysus, next time I have half a china mug of wine I must remember the semantics of cum & that minors may or may not have eaten spunk crisps.

SIT DOWN ursula

prince was just joshing

and is your mug bone china?

and half a mug? really, what a lightweight

1. of course it's not bone china
2. well a full mug but a vvsmall one
3. yes vv lightweight
4. I like your name

I cant take the credit for it

cant remember whos idea itwas but vaire good

was in amongst a conversation about not spitting else it will be all down my chin

Twas I! Bloody hell am gonna get me some of that vanilla vodka. Not off ebay though.

Oh sorry
bloody good name, thankyou

tis vaire nice but a smidge expensive

Can't believe this thread is 12 pages.

Have tears in my eyes catching up - why's it not in classics?

Have we had an update about the thieving -seller of fakes-- ebayer yet?

Has Chinnity given us a step by step guide to DT yet?

Will Shirl find a new man? Will I actually?

And will someone please remind me wtf sex actually is. Because I've nearly forgotten.

Hola Beetches!

yes MN really should market this filthy spunk stained thread in classics, it's right up their marketing alley so to speak, think it should link to gransnet too, teach some of them to scissor without using their hands

sarahstratton - sex is literally a simple equation p+v=wet+shakey

Hola WhipMe.

That sounds wrong. Very wrong

and thankyou Dame Shirley for your inappropriate dirty hot lezza

emails I really enjoyed

sarahstratton - are you in the royal family?

DT is more an attitude than a skill tbh. some days my throat seems 'wider' than other days, I wake up and I know if it is a DT day, kind of thing

I never got inappropriate dirty emails

PMSL at this thread!

That'll learn ya, buying eye aids infected eyeliner. Otherwise known as 'Benefit'

Did too wonder where you had been B.C.Cunting

had a right stiff neck this morning from all the necksnaking

Fuppygish -- Constance Carroll! I had a roller-ball ended lip gloss of hers. came out like varnish, used to love it aged 14.

I had a lovely lip gloss. The case was a pink flower. It was like raspberry jam when on. I think it was free with Jackie.

oooooooh! you must be royal.

Thankyou, Reality, for your complimentary post at 11.17am. AHEM. Someone called me fit. You hear that, Shirls?!

I'm just about to log into the Ebays, see what shit Del Girl us trying to spoonfeed me...

Jesus tapdancing Christ. how did I miss this thread!

I've not lol so much in a LONG time..