'Oh, expat in scotland, I agree with your comments on strapless dress. I'm getting married in July, and have really struggled with wedding dresses. It's all strapless or spaghetti straps, halterneck etc.'
Have one made - it's not that expensive if it's simple - or go vintage.
Trouble with strapless is that if the person is slim, the top doesn't look good because they have small-ish norks. Fake ones look even fakier.
And if the person is 'curvy' or not slim, it's completely unflattering. Way too many ham hock arms, back hamsters and flab spilling over the top. Too many brides who resemble a main sail in a Force 7 gale.
It looks, too, like the person is wearing underwear.
We eloped, so I chose a Jackie-O type shift dress with cap sleeves from Episode (I was definitely slim and toned back then).