To have left my son asleep in the car..

[monkeyfacegrace]

On the driveway, in the shade (for those boring ones of you),

while I dragged my husband-to-be indoors for a good hard sunny day lunchtime shag

Have SS been called yet ?

Nope, thats the indian delivery driver .

what do you mean when you said, it statred off in the car????

Well OP I've only slept with erm... 4 as well actually and DH was a one night stand (obviously we both didn't realise as it was suppose to go)

anyway [bubear] anyone?

First time I've ever seen the word slag to, fucking horrible thing to call someone.
It may have been stupid and foolish to leave the lo alone but calling a woman a slag for having sex with a long term partner is odd and nasty.

Were you being serious when you said you had started off in the car with DS in the back or was that just a joke?

No for staring him off in the car what with the child in the car omg

That can only mean foreplay

Well...I had to pull over in a layby (ds was fast asleep) to send an email, and we..urm..sort of started the suggestive comments/playing

Cummom, quickies are just what you need sometimes

I don't care what the OP was up to, for how long or where - no reason to call her a slag.

But plenty of reason to call her an idiot. Our car was parked in the shade and I wound the windows down well in advance of going out to try and cool it down a bit and it was still scorching hot.

I would think this was a wind-up if I hadn't had an argument with a visitor recently who wanted to leave her baby sleeping in the car outside the house and was quite offended when I refused to let her in the house until she had taken the baby out of the stinking hot car.

Wow what a roasting (that's two today for you then ).

Yes it was stupid, but you've admitted that link taught you something.

YABU - but you're ballsy enough to deal with it and hopefully it'll stop you doing it again.

Make that 3 reindeer

You are an idiot.

That was extraordinarily stupid. Hope you've realised that.

2 mins?

Was it worth it?

I love the way the the MFG is called a slag because her and her OH 'started off' in the car when their child was fast asleep - but co-sleeping and having sex in the same room as a sleeping child is just fine. Double attachement parenting standards or what!

It is vile to call someone a slag, especially someone who was having sex with her long term partner.

What the hell does it matter if he is the childs Dad or not and how bloody rude to ask.

A lot of people leave a sleeping child in the car for a bit - the only one who can do an accurate risk assessment is the person doing the leaving.

MFG - congrats on the decree it's been a long time coming!

The fact you are still boasting & thinking it's funny proves that you are in fact an idiot.

2 mins?

WOW.

Was it worth it?

Hope you used contraception, one child is obviously too much responsibility for you.

insults are STILL coming
anna, Ive got more than one you know.

Thanks chipping, took forever, but finally got it! Now only 7 weeks till I get married again in Vegas.

Fuck, prob outed myself to anyone who knows me in RL now!

2 minute sex. And you're pleased?! Dear god!

DD fell asleep in the car today. I stayed in the car with her, when I parked in full shade on the driveway, as I had to have doors open. You are crazy to leave a child alone with the boot open, etc.

It's irrelevant whether it was her DP, DH or the bloody milkman really... and irrelevant whether or not she is a 'slag' or a virgin. Or in fact whether she was having hot sex or doing the ironing.

don't leave little tiny people alone, in a hot, UNLOCKED car. They're much too precious to mess about with in this way :(

damn you getorf thats going to be stuck in my head for days [buangry]