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AIBU?

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Rude Mother

223 replies

hedgefundwidow · 06/04/2011 17:32

Hello everyone.

My son bought a friend back from school today which was fine. No problems. WHen his Mother came to collect him she looked around at my kitchen with a definite sneer and barely thanked me for having had her son after school. My house iS slightly chaotic at the moment because i am under work pressure, but i found her attitude offensive. AIBU?

OP posts:
wildfig · 06/04/2011 19:55

Ding. If you were really a writer, Rude Mummy would be too scared of appearing in your next novel as thinly disguised Snotty Mamma.

3/10

Alouiseg · 06/04/2011 19:55

Not really, blame the bankers, the hedgies tend to play with invest high risk, low regulation stuff. But don't blame all of the bankers, lots of them could see what was happening and were shouted down by Gordon and Tony's cronies.

Fuck, sorry just can't resist it.

Pagwatch · 06/04/2011 20:03

I am so disappointed.

I read the title and thought some mner was going all gangsta on our ass.

Instead it is the usual tale of family strife and poor vintage wine in the bath.

I hope we hear what happens about the linen though. I won't be ale to sleep if I sheets are not to be changed

Pagwatch · 06/04/2011 20:04

Ale to sleep = Freudian sip

whatsallthehullaballoo · 06/04/2011 20:05

MATHANXIETY: Of course the children were not properly supervised - the Nanny is sick. Pah Wink.

What a great thread!! Cannot wait for Hedgefundwidow to come back..she is a hoot!!

RachelHRD · 06/04/2011 20:12

Oh FFS give the woman a break! It's not like she is afraid of getting her hands dirty. If she can afford hired help then why the hell not - I would too if I could so I could concentrate on my own work.

Me thinks there is a hint of Envy here.... Feel free to flame me - I'm a SAHM and whilst DH and I aren't skint we aren't rolling in it either and I'd love to have OP's lifestyle - she sounds nice and grounded to me unlike the snooty mother of her DC's friend....

Summerbird73 · 06/04/2011 20:18

another one Shock at your laundry at the dry cleaners and you being in turmoil because your 'daily' and 'nanny' have gone awol. Sweet jesus and i thought i was middle class Wink

You sound nice though = all the best to you and James (is that the new code for DH?)

hedgefundwidow · 06/04/2011 20:31

i feel quite sad reading the above posts. I had really hoped i could establish some sort of friendly cyber relationship with you ladies but it seems that you're just mocking me. I know i am fortuneate, and i know that my life sounds like a rural idyll, but beneath the veneer of living a gilded existence, with oodles of money and a huge manor house, i'm actually pretty lonely.
It's easy to scoff and mock me, but i'll let you in on something. I see James 2 nights out of seven. That's all. The rest of the time is spent rattling around this house on my own with only the dogs for company. There are regular power cuts and i hate the dark. The last time the lights blew i slept with my lurchers in the kitchen. There is no man about to mend the fuse box, or give me a cuddle. On the odd weekend JJ is home from school, he's invariably at a friends house.
I have panic attacks, all the time, i still haven't quite recovered from post natal depression, and when i finally pulled myself from the all consuming hell of misery, i discovered that my Husband of five years, and the love of my life, is having an affair with his P.A. Its been going since Christmas 2009. I even had her and her husband to stay one weekend when we organised a shoot. I know where i wish i had stuck the barrell of MY gun, the shameless slut. Sorry, to be rude, but almost drunk the bottle of wine now.
I discovered the affair when the receptionist of the Hotel he took her too, called his mobile and asked for Mrs -***.
"Yes-speaking" i replied.
"It's just to let you know that you left your diamond bracelet behind Madam. Shall we send it recorded delivery?"
He arrived home later that night bearing armfuls of flowers and truffles.
I had spent all day in A&E with JJ who had fallen off his quad bike.
I gazed at this man, my husband, who promised he would love and protect me forever and i thought "where did you go?" I thought of the nights spent alone, the days spent preparing his home coming supper, entertaining his horrid sleazy clients who would grope me shamelessly, the evenings spent in a fug of tears and wine, weeping into my glass, wracked with the ache of longing for him.
Whre did you go, i wondered.
He sat there looking handsome in his pin stripe suit, stretched out in front of the fire. laughing about something that had happened on the tube that morning.
I looked at him. I imagined them togeteher. And then i flipped.
Oh god, sorry for rambling. i suppose its cathartic in a way, a release. Sorry, i'll pour myself a quadruple Smirnoff. Neat. Always does the trick. So sorry to bang on.

OP posts:
PeterAndreForPM · 06/04/2011 20:33

You are a shit writer

Have you a day job ?

ljgibbs · 06/04/2011 20:34

Vodka! how common, it's Pimms you should be drinking.

crunchbag · 06/04/2011 20:36

Divorce darling James and buy yourself a nice little rose cottage with the settlement.

CheerfulYank · 06/04/2011 20:37

trip trap trip trap....

wildfig · 06/04/2011 20:41

I am taking my 3/10 back and giving you a 1/10.

And you get the 1 for the image of James 'in his pin stripe suit, stretched in front of the fire'. Only hunky gardeners get to stretch out by the fire, and they need to be in the nip.

Incidentally, why is only half of your double-barrelled name in bold? Is it more important than the other half? Like, Windsor-Katona, or similar?

hedgefundwidow · 06/04/2011 20:44

thankyou for the mini violin. That was jolly sweet of you ; i 'll give you the benefit of the doubt it was a kind gesture rather than a sarky one. I always try to see the good in poeple. I even took that trollop under my wing when she first started as James PA. I met her in london, made her welcome, took her shopping, bought her a JO Malone Gift Box birthday present. And she did that to me. She saw him coming and licked her lips. He says she seduced him and i don't doubt it. One look at her lissome tanned body, tight bottom and pert breasts and he was probably suppressing an enormous erection.
I saw them one night over dinner. They were making eyes at each other and he was almost off piste down her clevage, but i thought it was harmless. Then, in the light of his infedility, things came back to me....how she had licked chocolate ganache off his middle finger, and stared into his eyes as her lips moved over his knuckle. How he took her upstairs to "show her the loo" even though there is an en suite in her bedroom, the time he took her out to show her his stallion, and emerged from the stable looking distinctly dishevelled, his top button on the wrong hole.
Maybe i just didn't want to believe it. I was in denial.

OP posts:
usualsuspect · 06/04/2011 20:46

Do you writebadly for Mills and Boon?

hocuspontas · 06/04/2011 20:46

Eurgh, pass me the bucket.....quick.

whatsallthehullaballoo · 06/04/2011 20:47

He he he - love it...methinks I know what is going to happen in the new novel...

heliumballoons · 06/04/2011 20:47

BoF Grin

OP welcome to MN. You sound fun. Grin Think you may have accidently typed your novel here ^^ instead of word though. Wink

Alouiseg · 06/04/2011 20:47

Smirnoff???

I really wanted to believe you til then.

Can I come and play for the day?

whatsallthehullaballoo · 06/04/2011 20:48

Holy shit - and it keeps on coming!!! I cannot get enough!!

BitOfFun · 06/04/2011 20:49

Can I pre-order it on Amazon? Grin

TaudrieTattoo · 06/04/2011 20:51

Is hedgefundwidow PG Wodehouse?

TaudrieTattoo · 06/04/2011 20:51

Oops, just caught up. Probably not Blush

Gently · 06/04/2011 20:51

What was your first novel (as you are writing your second)? I love your style and would really like to read it...

whatsallthehullaballoo · 06/04/2011 20:52

I think I have read this one before though.