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To be giving no thought at all to breastfeeding

116 replies

MissX · 06/04/2011 12:16

because young and still single and as such don't want them becoming awful

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MissX · 06/04/2011 12:16

*because I am young and still single and as such don't want them becoming awful

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SoupDragon · 06/04/2011 12:17

"them"?

deemented · 06/04/2011 12:18

Don't want what becoming awful? Confused Are you actually pregnant?

BillBrysonsRucksack · 06/04/2011 12:18
MissX · 06/04/2011 12:18

My breasts, I don't want them to be all saggy etc.

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BitOfFun · 06/04/2011 12:18

Are you very bored? It's a lovely day- why not meet some friends down at the park or something? Smile

SoupDragon · 06/04/2011 12:18

Assuming you mean breasts, I suggest you don't get pregnant then, if you dont want them "becoming awful"

Gemsy83 · 06/04/2011 12:18

everyone after 3...yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnn

hecate · 06/04/2011 12:18

If you don't have a baby, it's not really something you need to be spending your days in deep contemplation of.

Out of interest, are you hoping to get a rise out of us old biddies with the saggy tits?

Lulabellarama · 06/04/2011 12:18

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BerryLellow · 06/04/2011 12:19

Oh fgs, another thread like this.

trot on love.

DuplicitousBitch · 06/04/2011 12:19

i have great tits.

BumWiper · 06/04/2011 12:19

well your breasts,your choice.
btw its pregnancy that effects breast tissue.

MissX · 06/04/2011 12:19

Bit late for the "don't get pregnant" option

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SoupDragon · 06/04/2011 12:19

Well, you've seriously fucked up there then haven't you? They'll be saggy and droopy and stretch marked and your child will be thick, sickly and obese.

BluddyMoFo · 06/04/2011 12:20

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deemented · 06/04/2011 12:20

It's the pregnancy that fucks them not the breastfeeding.

Bananamash · 06/04/2011 12:20

or because you are young, ill educated and ignorant?

If you want info as to why none of the reasons you have listed are barriers to breastfeeding if you want to, there is plenty online.

Gemsy83 · 06/04/2011 12:20

All I need now is 'I didnt have kids for someone else to bring them up' and 'what are your kids up to whilst you are sat on here' for a fullhouse please Grin

ZacharyQuack · 06/04/2011 12:20

Well your stomach and arse are fucked anyway, might as well collect the full set.

HipposGoBeserk · 06/04/2011 12:20

I have breastfed for 4 1/2 years and I have awesome tits.

Hth :)

worraliberty · 06/04/2011 12:21

Well I hope you're having a C Section because you could well end up with a welly top down there....

BumWiper · 06/04/2011 12:21

do your tits hang low
can you swing them to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow......................

MissX · 06/04/2011 12:21

I will of course be having a C-section

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worraliberty · 06/04/2011 12:22

I have 3 kids and an awesome arse and stomach Grin