To be giving no thought at all to breastfeeding

[MissX]

because young and still single and as such don't want them becoming awful

and completely agree with stealth

"YANBU to not think about breastfeeding - a bit silly and naive maybe
YABU to tell us all about how you're not thinking about it in a painstakingly self-absorbed way
What else are you not thinking about? Orange penguins? TerryWogansCock?"

I didnt breastfeed and my boobs are awful, resemble spaniels ears but possibly saggier (barbie stares sadly down at knees..). Its definately the pregnancies.

Good decision

Saggy tits will be the least of your worries when your farts start doing themselves. :o

Hecate Finding out I may poo myself in labour was more horrifying than the prospect of saggy tits, stretchmarks etc.

I refuse to let DH tell me whether in fact I did.

Oh and I bf DD1 for 16 months & am still bf DD2 5.5 months. Tits may be a bit saggy but that is compensated for by the fact that the are, quite simply, ginormous.

This thread makes me sad.

I mean, I know she/he is a troll, but if it was real, what a ghastly situation/life.

Young, single and pregnant, desperately trying to figure how to preserve her looks, in order to attract a man.

Perhaps little or no happiness about the baby.

Glad that's not me.

[blush[ really thought i was helping too mums net virgin this is only my third time, seriously though my boobs are fine i show em off all the time, just have to lift my skirt to my knees and there they are winking at the world,

oh sugar, I always get taken in by the trolls. always. never mind.

greentig3r you made me laugh out loud!

Thankful my pelvic floor isn't too banjoed from having DS.

I bf him for 11 months, was always a 34DD before pregnancy, am now a 34C two 3 months after stopping bf. :( about the boobs, but bf was totally worth it.

Sad to say I know lots of women in RL who think same way as OP (whether she is a troll or not is another matter).

There, there (with a patronising pat on the head to op)

While I know they are obviously a troll, if there are any young pregnant woman out ther that think you body will be the same as pre child then sorry you are living in a dreamland :)

I'm surprised what is clearly a wind up has so many replies!

Nzshar I disagree however - you can get your body back with a bit of work. My boobs are huge as I'm bfing, so that's the only change, and I am pretty cuffed with that :)

Was so busy laughing at some of the hysterical responses on here that my actual RL buns that DS1 and I are supposed to be icing tomorrow morning were in the oven for 27 mins, instead of 10. Argh, did not realise until overdone bun smell wafted up the stairs!

I didn't say you couldn't "get your body back" splash. But no matter what you do it will never be completely the same inside or out IMO

Well, you might want to do your research properly. My tits are amazing but the c-section fucked up my stomach. If I delivered naturally you would not be able to tell I ever gave birth looking at me (well apart from my gynecologist ). "Thanks" to c-section I have a stupid roll on otherwise flat stomach.

Mine seem to have had a mind of their own, they have grown and grown, used to be a lovely B cup in my early 20's now a ginormeous 32F , and I did not bf (just for 2 weeks). I am 33 btw.