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To be giving no thought at all to breastfeeding

116 replies

MissX · 06/04/2011 12:16

because young and still single and as such don't want them becoming awful

OP posts:
BumWiper · 06/04/2011 12:55

im just wondering has the op ever tried to clean explosive puree poo out of nail extensions........

kreecherlivesupstairs · 06/04/2011 12:55

OP, you are a twunt.
gkys, you seem to have kept all your marbles for a woman of 330 Grin

OracleInaCoracle · 06/04/2011 12:56

lol bumwiper, I remember when ds was tiny my sil was helping me change him, he pooed everywhere. it went in her hair, her nails, even in her ear! Grin

KaraStarbuckThrace · 06/04/2011 12:57

gkys - we're pretty sure MissX is a troll. I must say though you are looking fab for a 330yo Wink What's your secret?

BumWiper · 06/04/2011 12:57

lissielou tbh i would go seeking legal advice and an independant medical review.that sounds absolutly horrendous.

BumWiper · 06/04/2011 13:00

i often wondered how it got everywhere.i remember with dd2 hers were unreal.they would literally fire out of her bum.

foreverondiet · 06/04/2011 13:05

MissX sorry to be the bearer of bad news but is pregnancy that mucks up your body not birth or breastfeeding. If you want to keep your greats breasts then don't get pregnant.

I know people who have apron belly after CS, whereas I have totally flat stomach after 3 x natural birth. I have stretch marks from the pregnancy, and my boobs increased in size in the pregnancy which is why they are not quite as pert now as before, don't think breastfeeding would make any difference.

OracleInaCoracle · 06/04/2011 13:10

we complained but got a very defensive "we did what we could" letter, and at the time I was pretty messed up (severe PND) and just wanted to forget the whole thing. ds is 6 in 3 weeks so its too late now. needless to say, if we do ever get to the childbirth stage again we will be using a different hospital.

the op is still a troll though Wink

orangehead · 06/04/2011 13:11

Sorry for all your losses lissie. If you dont mind me asking you mention you having adhesions, have they suggested they anything to do your problems. Only ask as I have hade a load of problems with af, they did investigations and found lots of adhesions from cs and varciose veins in pelvic area from pushing too long. They never mention them being a problem to ttc but at the time I was definite I was not having anymore. Anyway ttc now and wondering.

orangehead · 06/04/2011 13:12

Thats awful lissie

hecate · 06/04/2011 13:14

gkys - OP is clearly on a wind up.

I think the response has been fabulous, tbh.

Probably terrify anyone not yet pregnant into having their fanjo sewn up, but fabulous all the same Grin

OracleInaCoracle · 06/04/2011 13:14

orangehead, they can cause problems, especially if they are around the tubes. if i were you, I would speak to your gp and ask if they can have a poke around. during my hysteroscopy they found large lesions on the uterine wall that may affect implantation.

OracleInaCoracle · 06/04/2011 13:17

hecate Grin I no longer tell rl childless friends about ds's birth, although I am saving it for when ds is older and has a GF, I shall tell her/them thus putting paid to any chance of them having sex. ever.

orangehead · 06/04/2011 13:25

Thanks Lissie, think they said around my bladder and bowel and attaching them to my uterus. But will pop along to gp to have a chat. Lol at your idea of putting them off sex

hecate · 06/04/2011 13:46

sorry lissie, I meant the lighthearted stuff. I wasn't making light of what you've gone through.

OracleInaCoracle · 06/04/2011 13:47

i know hecate Grin

hecate · 06/04/2011 13:51

oh good. I had a proper cold sweat on then!

hecate · 06/04/2011 13:52

But have you noticed the OP has vanished?

Probably disappointed at the lack of screaming, shouting and buns being thrown about Wink

Desperateforthinnerthighs · 06/04/2011 13:55

When you have your c-section, dont forget to ask them to vejazzle your fango!!

caffinequeen · 06/04/2011 14:01

I haven't given much thought to breastfeeding either. And my boobs are amazing!

I just let the baby latch on and my amazing boobs make yummy nutritious milk with no
thought required Grin.

Olifin · 06/04/2011 14:13

I've had two VBs and also done a fair bit of BFing. My boobs are smaller now but perky, my stretch marks have faded and can barely be seen; I am a stone lighter than I was pre-DCs and have a flat stomach for the first time in my life. Oh, and a snug fanny too Grin

laInfanta · 06/04/2011 14:14

Just get 'em fixed when you've stopped reproducing.

cruelladepoppins · 06/04/2011 14:25

OP, YADBU.

If you can't consider what is best for your child, you don't deserve to have one. Not saying that breastfeeding is always best, for lots of people it is not. But you need to think about it properly and come to an informed decision.

... plus what everyone else said about pregnancy, breastfeeding and breasts.

btw BF'd 2, my norks are glorious. (My tummy is bloody awful, though. Wink)

Bratfink · 06/04/2011 14:31

I bf. My boobs are fine, my fanjo is tight, I am stretchmark free, It's just a shame I piss myself everytime I sneeze Smile

FlamingJamie · 06/04/2011 14:37

I can rarely pull my thoughts away from breastfeeding.

It's an obsession I tell you