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To not be at all surprised to hear about the latest celeb affair?

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Bogeyface · 03/04/2011 19:29

DH was quite surprised to hear about Jeremy Clarkson, but I wasnt. Not at all, infact I am surprised to hear if a famous man hasnt had an affair at some point.

They are famous, rich and away from home alot so are bound to be targetted by a certain type of woman. Also, alot of them are cossetted and looked after to the point where they believe that they can get away with things that us mere mortals cant, despite the fact that the paps are following them all the time.

Am I cynical as DH suggests or is he niave?!

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SpringHeeledJack · 04/04/2011 20:28

roffle snurk

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SpringHeeledJack · 04/04/2011 20:31

would rather do Katie Melua than any of the Top Gear presenters.

as long as she didn't sing a Mike Batt song before, during or afterwards, of course

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SpringHeeledJack · 04/04/2011 20:31

tsc you are a walking popbitch, and mn should put you on the payroll

PartyHands · 04/04/2011 20:32

Carmina I just love your 'selling points' for Jeremy. Please, someone send them to him.

SpringHeeledJack · 04/04/2011 20:32

no way Shock

carminaburana · 04/04/2011 20:41

Katie Melua was going out with one of the Kooks / their song 'she moves in her own way' was about her -

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carminaburana · 04/04/2011 20:56

Tbh - who KM sleeps with is about 190th on my list of things to think about - and even if she is a lesbian I'd still rather be alone with JC

EldritchCleavage · 04/04/2011 20:58

Hate Moira Stewart-she once jocked me out of the chair at the hairdressers so she could get her hair done instead of me. Never mind 'Thank you' or 'Sorry'-she didn't even acknowledge my existence. Cowbag.

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SpeedyGonzalez · 04/04/2011 21:10

You lot are such bad liars, with your "I don't care if Katie's a dyke" bull. Grin

Sex-based goss is always juicy, even if it's about the vomsome Krankies' hanky-panky.

Moira and Pam, eh, who'd have thought it! Grin

HerBeX · 04/04/2011 21:12

Eldritch you should e-mail that anecdote into the "i met Moira Stewart" part of the Chris Evans very dull breakfast show.

transferbalance · 04/04/2011 21:21

wtf is party hands? oh, Richard Hammond nonononononono

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 04/04/2011 21:23

I have no gossip, sadly.

But I did once see some photographs of Acker Bilk with his knob out.

PartyHands · 04/04/2011 22:00

Party Hands is when you get all gropey. At parties. (I think.)

bumpsoon · 04/04/2011 22:03

I would still love to know what 'medical' information a member of staff at a leeds hospital tryed to sell to the press about hamster , whilst he was in following his crash ?

SpringHeeledJack · 04/04/2011 22:11

my sister bought me the Krankies' Our Own True Story for christmas once

it was without a shadow of a doubt the most hilarious and strangely gripping celeb autobiography I have ever got my hands on

sleep eluded me for most of the time it took to finish it, and whenever I did drop off, strange and disturbing images flickered before my eyes

SpringHeeledJack · 04/04/2011 22:13

since the Hamster is very, very small, I assume his party hands generally reach no higher than the back of his companion's knees.

kittya · 04/04/2011 22:55

He will be well endowed. I promise you.

Glitterandglue · 05/04/2011 02:18

a) Check out the 'newspaper' which first published it. Not known for stunning journalistic integrity.
b) Francie Clarkson is a BAMF. Jeremy would have to be really, really fucking stupid to cross her. He does stupid things sometimes, but I'd think he likes his testicles where they are enough not to want to risk them.
c) If he were to decide to have an affair, why in the hell would he be so brazen about it? Again with the he's not that stupid theme - if you want to keep something secret, if you are Joe Public, never mind a celebrity who gets photographed every time you step outside, you don't kiss the person you're having an affair with in full view of everyone. Apparently that's what he did.

Taking this one with a hefty pinch of salt, I'm afraid.

transferbalance · 05/04/2011 08:15

what's a bamf? I really don't know anything about anything it would seem

SpringHeeledJack · 05/04/2011 08:36

I'm only getting boss eyed mother fucker

womma · 05/04/2011 08:46

DH has the 'privilege' of working with Jezza C and has witnessed him cop off with a few of the fillies in the TG office...I don't think there's alcohol strong enough personally. Yes, he puts it about.

He also got in the lift after the Jezza had just got out and he said it smelled like a tramp had spent the night in there.

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