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In thinking dp is a fool and everyone in the world knows this <<sniffs>>

103 replies

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 27/03/2011 13:21

Sunday eggy bread is made with cheapo thick sliced white bread ONLY.

NOT, seeded batch loaf stuff garnished with the dust from an angels wings from the poncy mac ponce bread shop. Who on earth buys poncy bread to be soaked in eggs and fried ? Who ? Angry

It was bloody orrid n all Sad

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perfumedlife · 27/03/2011 13:23

YANBU!!

It must be cheap, white, sliced, preferably five days old. Angry

MikeOxstiff · 27/03/2011 13:24

Give him a slap from me

CheekyLittleSox · 27/03/2011 13:24

Who soaks bread in egg to make eggy bread in the first place Hmm

its rank! same goes for Fried Bread all that fat

Jacksmania · 27/03/2011 13:24

What a silly, silly man.

My sympathies. May I recommend a toasted Nutella sandwich instead? Here you are. Brew with that?

Jaquelinehyde · 27/03/2011 13:25

YANBU What a fool!

Suitable punishment needs to be dished out!

TrinityIsABunnyMunchingRhino · 27/03/2011 13:25

definitely must be cheap white, sliced without a doubt

he must be stoned for this

as in bury him in the ground and throw rocks at him...not saying he is stoned to do such a thing Grin

TrillianAstra · 27/03/2011 13:28

I agree with Cheeky - eggy bread is yuck. So I ppose you are right, use cheap bread because it's a waste of nice bread.

CheekyLittleSox · 27/03/2011 13:30

Glad im not the only one *Trillian

CheekyLittleSox · 27/03/2011 13:30

Trillian

CheekyLittleSox · 27/03/2011 13:30

hahaha Cheesy didnt know it was who was the OP, i must remember to read the OPs name in future lol.

Still eggy bread is rank lol

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 27/03/2011 13:31

It should also be stale

Fear not cheekylittlesox, I used spray oil. The sausages which were poncymc ponce were very good quality,in fact I patted piggys brother on the way into the shop Wink even I won't eat cheap sausages. I am a sausage snob

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ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 27/03/2011 13:35

And I think I stroked the bacon the month before Blush

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TrillianAstra · 27/03/2011 13:37

Mmm, posh sausages. How can I make DP go to the shop and get me some posh sausages?

MrsChemist · 27/03/2011 13:38

YANBU, I have similar qualms about bacon sandwiches. They must be on white bread IMO.

mistressploppy · 27/03/2011 13:40

Mmmm, poshages....

Northernlurker · 27/03/2011 13:41

I am a sausage snob too. We get ours from the farm shop. Mil thinks Richmond Sausages are perfectly acceptable though

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 27/03/2011 13:41

Nice bacon, cheap shit bread. Preferably TESCO value

The sausages actually aren't that expensive, we get them from a farm shop jobby. After seeing all the shit that goes into cheap sausages, eyelids. snout etc I won't bloody touch them, don't mind cheapo bacon tbh but again isn't much more to get it from the shop.

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ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 27/03/2011 13:43

Oh, no, no, no. My first foray into poshagedom was Debbie and Andrews, now THAT'S a sausage

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Blatherskite · 27/03/2011 14:30

Mmmm, Debbie and Andrews sausages.

The Sicillian ones are fab in Jamie's Pregnant Jools pasta thing - I've just ordered some so we can have that next week.

Bacon/sausage sandwiches and eggy bread have to be white, sliced bread. Warburtons or possibly Hovis for me

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 27/03/2011 14:48

Haven't had a Debbie or an Andrews for aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggges. They're bloody good tho

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BringBackGoingForGold · 27/03/2011 15:02

For eggy bread, Nutella sarnies and bacon sarnies, it MUST be cheap white sliced.

While we're at it, it is wrong, is it not, to toast the bread for a bacon sarnie? DP thinks I'm pitiable and misguided for insisting on untoasted, but of course he's the wrong 'un.

Georgimama · 27/03/2011 15:04

"stroked the bacon" just made me snarf - sounds like a euphanism.

SecretNutellaFix · 27/03/2011 15:16

That si a waste of decent nice bread.

Cheap white bread is the only right bread for eggy bread or fried bread.

Blatherskite · 27/03/2011 15:21

Oh no. Definitely no toasting for bacon sarnies.

Adding Egg Mayo to the bacon is lovely though.

I only tried Debbie and Andrews because DBrother has to have Gluten Free and we haven't had anything but them and Black Farmer since because they're so much nicer.

The Sicillian ones aren't GF though for some reason

KatyMac · 27/03/2011 15:25

White bread, not toasted and no butter for Bacon sarnies but I dip one slice -of bread in the bacon fat--

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