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They're coming into our country and they don't even have to register to claim benefits now

454 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 24/03/2011 09:28

Not the words of me but of Alf Garnett my mother.

I feel that she has reached the pinnacle of twattery. AIBU to tell her to shut the fuck up with this? Honestly, it makes me so fucking angry, especially when it is punctuated with "I read it in the newspaper", like that makes it definitely true.
Angry

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ShirleyKnot · 24/03/2011 14:23

God, I would totally love to be pissed. I have just eaten a baguette made of brie though. I've been on some right good threads today. I've done licky mooncup stuff, period cakes, ferry jackets, whispering in kitchens, i-pod, I called him RonF on purpose. Shut up.

TotemPole · 24/03/2011 14:24

What about people who come here and work and send/spend the money in different countries? What are your opinions on that?

Many from the poorer countries send money home to their families. Plenty of Aussies & Kiwis get a 2 year working visa, save up, then use this for funding trips round Europe and Asia. I remember an ex saved £10,000 and promptly took that off to Europe to spend.

I know Brits work e.g. building sites in Dubai/Germany and send the money home to their families.

But I wonder if more is sent out of the country than sent back. Does if affect the economy that much?

Jackin · 24/03/2011 14:24

licky mooncup? Grin

marmaladetwatkins · 24/03/2011 14:26

The actual baguette was made of brie? That's amazing. I would like one made of stilton.

Link to period cakes please, you pissed-up old soak.

ShirleyKnot · 24/03/2011 14:26

Yes. Can you have a bit of the oral (receiving) when you've got your mooncup in? I said "fucking hell" but others seemed ok with it.

Oh and brushing teeth in shower/hot water thread as well. That one is well Shock

Jackin · 24/03/2011 14:26
Shock
ShirleyKnot · 24/03/2011 14:27

It's in _chat and it's called something like "My DH wants to buy my DD a big old tampon cake"

Look for it yourself you lazy cow.

ShirleyKnot · 24/03/2011 14:28

Jackin - I KNOW! HOT WATER TEETH BRUSHING!!!

prettybird · 24/03/2011 14:30

Well, my dad contributed 30 years of skilled work to the NHS as a doctor, having come to this country and funded his own way through medical school.

Bullet must be pretty unique: I know of no-one who is 100% pure "British" (what does that mean anyway: the Britons were one small tribe, what about the Celts?). Even my dh, who doesn't know of any "foreign" blood in his lineage, acknowledges that there probably is. Given that he is Scottish for many generations back, where else does the olive skin and black eyes come from? Hmm (our theory is a ship-wrecked Spaniard from the Armada Wink).

My own lineage is: part English, part German, part Swedish, part Irish, part french Huguenot, part Danish, part Australian, part South African - but I only know that becasue someone has done one side of the paternal family tree back to 1500 and I know a few generations back on the maternal side.

Even the Royal family are not "indigenous British" Grin

prettybird · 24/03/2011 14:31

SOrry - not Bullet, RonF Blush

carminaburana · 24/03/2011 14:31

ha ha ha - only on MN would I be pulled up for not using the de rigueur dictator

marmaladetwatkins · 24/03/2011 14:34

Shirley is part labrador.

Not for using the wrong dictator, just for using a dictator at all in the context you used it. I thought you were leaving this thread anyway, carmina? It's like having a big black raincloud of fucking DOOM with you hovering about.

Jackin · 24/03/2011 14:38

My fil is spanish and arrived in britain in the 60's. He got a job waiting and worked his way up to owning his own 4 star restaurant before retiring. He has employed many people who have paid tax etc. So overall I think we as a country are much better with him than without. People need to get a proper grip.

Oh and Shirly brushing teeth in the shower is unhygenic! Smile

Jackin · 24/03/2011 14:42

Oh look at this! For the 'Handmaidens'

VajazzHands · 24/03/2011 15:04

British people who emigrate are much more likely to be highly skilled than immigrants who come here, most of whom are only semi-skilled or unskilled.

loaf OF BALLS. And Id like to see where you get that info.

As for all the unskilled foreigners over here.. Tell that to my entire local doctors surgery.

VajazzHands · 24/03/2011 15:06

BTW

I didn't get my job because I worked for less than my british counterparts who applied.

I got it because i was the best one for the job and when they called my previous employers they realised I worked damn hard.

Now who would you hire?

marmaladetwatkins · 24/03/2011 15:09

Despite your rightness, Vajazzhands, I am roaring at "loaf of balls"

Mmmmmm, a delicious loaf of balls Wink

And the answer to your question to Ron is that he would still hire Billy Englander because he is an indiginous Brit. Ha hah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

OliPolly · 24/03/2011 15:09

yep.

Job advertised, Me respond, 10 people interviewed , Me get job, Happy Days Smile

TandB · 24/03/2011 15:14

RonF - don't be daft. If you DNA test the entire country I defy you to find anyone without "foreign ancestry".

marmaladetwatkins · 24/03/2011 15:16

Loving how everyone is calling him RonF now all because of Shirley's pissed-up typing skillz.

ShirleyKnot · 24/03/2011 15:18

I'm not pissed. Hoenst.

I just did a big hysterical SNORT followed by eyes spurting at Loaf Of Balls and now pronounce that to be my favourite thing today.

TotemPole · 24/03/2011 15:23

Despite your rightness, Vajazzhands, I am roaring at "loaf of balls"

Grin I looked at the keyboard and finally realised what they meant to type. At first I thought it was just a phrase I'd never heard before. Blush

Frizzbonce · 24/03/2011 15:34

Immigration is good for our economy.

The NHS couldn't function without its migrant workforce. It is good for the elderly in care homes who are nursed by immigrant workers. It is good for taxpayers who benefit from lower costs to public services. It is good for employers in low-wage industries like fruit-picking and food packing. It is good for shoppers to whom it delivers low prices. It is good for the economy since immigration adds £6bn a year to British economic output; officials statistics show that immigration boosted our economy by £1,650 per head over the past decade. It keeps inflation and interest rates down.

Despite all the truculent rhetoric about immigrants ?stealing our jobs? the unpalatable truth is that they do the low-status jobs which many Britons turn down, preferring a life of idleness on benefits. Sainsburys told a House of Lords committee on immigration recently that the strong work ethic which motivates many foreign-born workers often rubs off on the British-born staff with whom they work. Many immigrants, like those who run the night desk in our hotels, are far more talented and highly-educated than many of those who do most of the complaining.

The notion that we are being ?swamped? with immigrants is bogus. It is true that 5.6m people have come into the UK since 1997. But 5.5m Britons have gone abroad, many of them to live in other parts of the EU. The idea that our housing and social services cannot cope is therefore a nonsense.

None of this suits popular mythology. Immigrants are spongers on our benefits system, it says, when in fact 97 per cent have jobs. Another myth is that immigrants are responsible for increased crime. But again, despite the glee with which the media highlights Somali muggers, Rumanian beggars and Moldovian prostitutes, a wide-ranging study from the Association of Chief Police Officers on crime levels among eastern European immigrants reveals that offending rates among Polish, Slovak, Lithuanian, Romanian and Bulgarian incomers are pretty much in line with the rest of the population. Another myth bites the dust.

And yet if you tell anyone that they are speaking about immigrants in EXACTLY the same way as Hitler spoke of the Jews in the 1930s - ie as subhumans they would be shocked and offended.

BaroqueAroundTheClock · 24/03/2011 15:38

Oli!!! My exH is also 36 they must have been at school together! Shock!

AbsDuCroissant · 24/03/2011 15:39

I know someone who can trace her lineage back to the 15 Century, all the people from the same village/near surrounds in Norfolk.

I feel though, that they may have involved some horses at some point through lack of people, for variety. And possibly a cow (she looked like a horse and was a complete cow).

Anyways, I arrived as a teenage immigrant many moons ago, paid for my own education (still paying for it actually) and am now a productive, stupid amount of tax paying member of society.

But I can't wait to leave.