To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

[oohshit]

Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married

Lol at this thread.

Oh definitely.

Seeing your parents having an impromptu knee-trembler in the hallway isn't attractive.

I speak from experience ack

Nothing happened so, no, you've not been really bad.
Just save it up in the fantasy bank.

Can't believe how many responses I've had btw! My usual ones of 'do your DC prefer fruit shoot or panda pops' are never as popular!

Everyone's desperate for an impromptu IT shag.

Or a murder.

Sorry to disappoint everyone

Am I the only one who really gets off on the thought of that guy having to disappear for a quick wank before he left for his next job?

[shameless trollop emoticon]

oohshit you haven't been really bad. Look how happy you've made the whole of Mumsnet. And now your husband will get the benefit. :)

well, my afternoon has been positively dull by comparison!

Nothing wrong with flirting oohshit. Don't beat yourself up about it.

outrangeous no you're definitely not the only one

Have to go now - my poor unsuspecting DH is on his way - just sent me a lovely text - now I feel like shit!

I don't think you are alone OutrageousFlavourLikeFreesias or it might be just me & thee..

Shameless trollops unite

Now have to work out how to change my name back. Don't try and work out who is normally on here all afternoon but mysteriously disappeared today

ooshit don't apologise for 'disappointing' anyone.
you are just on the 'come down' (ahem ) after nearly popping with passion.
(so are many MNers!)

def. fantasy bank it!

Ha ha - I'm having another bad thought now of us all 'enjoying' this story at the same time

This has to stop!

Mine is gonna be dead later.

So, fantasies will come to fruition..even for Hullygully :)

Sound like he has practised pulling clients in this manner. Bet his life is a total fuckathon - think of the STIs avoided!

Might name change again next Weds in case he does 'pop in'

You know when you click on a thread and quickly regret it...?

You lot is well grubby. And not in a good way. And not in a "ooh aren't I bad" way either just in dear god put it away love sort of way.

Ffs. You lot...seriously?