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Hullygully · 24/02/2011 09:07

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HecateQueenOfWitches · 24/02/2011 10:43

Bears shit in woods shocker...

Grin

I thought you married each other at the end of every thread.

See, I don't post but I'm waaaaaching yoooooooooo...

Hullygully · 24/02/2011 10:44

We get married.

But not to each other

Umami (Widow) finds us husbands (whether we like them or not)

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Umami · 24/02/2011 10:44

That would make the end of threads easier....

Amish was fun, so maybe we could do Moonies?

Hullygully · 24/02/2011 10:45

What do Moonies do, apart from mass nuptials and pressing their arses against coach windows?

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HecateQueenOfWitches · 24/02/2011 10:45

I see.

Well, that is much less crazy

TragicallyHip · 24/02/2011 10:45

I only converse with insane people, sanity bores me..

Although marrying each other could be a bit past the line..

Umami · 24/02/2011 10:46

But now Hec has revealed my dastardly secret, there will be husband dissent and threadkill war and all manner of trouble.

It's a slippery slope I tells ya...

Umami · 24/02/2011 10:46

Just the mass weddings, I think. Presumably lots of dress shopping.

Hullygully · 24/02/2011 10:46

Tragically, do stay and frolic with our merry band. So many promise, but fade gently away. We'll have to find you a better name though, and you'll need a costume.

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TragicallyHip · 24/02/2011 10:48

I may just do that. a costume is fine But what is wrong with my name?

Umami · 24/02/2011 10:49

Will this do?

Umami · 24/02/2011 10:49

Hully likes people to have nicknames, though she has not one herself...

I'll leave that for Gibberi though.

TragicallyHip · 24/02/2011 10:50

That's no costume, that is my wedding dress!

Umami · 24/02/2011 10:50

You're on the right.

Hullygully · 24/02/2011 10:50

Nothing, but you need a speshul one for within these walls.

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Umami · 24/02/2011 10:51
TragicallyHip · 24/02/2011 10:51

I see, I will be ok with that

Hullygully · 24/02/2011 10:52

God, you'd have thought Bertha starved to death long since

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Umami · 24/02/2011 10:53

She's still sucking the marrow from Minty's bones. And I think she's growing mushrooms on one of the Captain's appendages.

TragicallyHip · 24/02/2011 10:54

I am off to find some Goblins. I shall see thee later..

Hullygully · 24/02/2011 10:54

Wonder what happened to ol Minty. And Molly.

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Umami · 24/02/2011 10:54

You remind me of the babe...

Umami · 24/02/2011 10:55

Molly is around still under a new guise, I believe. As may Minty be.

Hullygully · 24/02/2011 10:57

Why don't they come to play any more?

Altho I can appreciate that having the marrow sucked from your bones does make it harder

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Umami · 24/02/2011 11:01

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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