to wonder what IPOAT stands for?

[Hullygully]

I have to swoon. I will swoon there.

Madame will n'er tatt with me again.

Can I let it be known now, I am not all together happy with my choice of groom.

No surprise there seeing as hulls babes organised it.

She will belly laugh as I did

I am here to propose a toat to the bride and groom . May their toenails never curl.
Nigel must now feel very secure.

'Toat' gasps at incompetence. Although it seems quite a nice word what might it mean.
Early morning ramble mode.

I have it on good authority toat is urban slang for a transvestite goat.

they even have a product range

(who would have thought google would actually have am image for transvestite goat, well I never)

I always assumed it was I Pissed On A Troll....

I Prefer Other Awful Threads

(only joking)

Now I know

or do I?

surely it shoul be written iPoat.

If Pissed, Offer A Thumping

I honestly (serious note am surrised as thought it was I pissed on a test

Nope.

No pissing on tests. Just a few slightly mad people enjoying each others insanity.

Although we could piss, if pressed.

Goodness I nearly wrote something v crude there.

My mind is in the gutter it would seem.

Start the moroning morning with a transvestite goat and a bit of pressing I always say.
Got to swoon now.

Can I ask what Gavel means?

Get A Virgin Elephant Legless

Goose A Very Elegant Llama

Thanks

Widow - I am quite pleased with Boris, he is a bit of a Hep Cat

Husband alert - Widow is busy allocating husbands on last thread.

Cow.

ha ha she got the last post!

Boris is indeed a catch.