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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to wonder what IPOAT stands for?

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Hullygully · 24/02/2011 09:07

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BeribbonedGibbon · 10/03/2011 11:51

I think it do go Hully

I could not sit through the whole play now I don't think (but that's only because I have seen it far too many times over the years)

Pagwatch · 10/03/2011 13:25

My wardrobe is based on abigails party and Darling Margot.

I am hot in a middle aged 70's way.

Hey hey girls.
How are we all?

MadameDefarge · 10/03/2011 13:46

Found you all again!

Will Spring Ever Come?

Hullygully · 10/03/2011 16:20

That's cos you keep going out with fit young men drinking, snogging and hitting them. You need to stay home and cook, my gel.

I'm ok, what about you lot?

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MadameDefarge · 10/03/2011 16:28

I am A Reformed Character.

Today I have cooked slow braised pork belly with butter beans and a sherry and star anise gravy. Also sausages braised in an onion & cider gravy with mash.

And a gratin of sweet potato.

And a quince crumble.

So there!

Hullygully · 10/03/2011 16:31
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MadameDefarge · 10/03/2011 16:44
Hullygully · 10/03/2011 16:46

Are business finances truly grim? Can't you cook the books?

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BeribbonedGibbon · 10/03/2011 16:46

Hark at you with your quince crumble

Am Envy at your cooking skills.

All good here (hurrah! I hear you cry, she is not moaning for once!)

Spring looks like it has sprung here but it's still far too cold for spring [boo]

Hullygully · 10/03/2011 16:47

How are you Pag? Not seen you around muchly.

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MadameDefarge · 10/03/2011 16:50

Sadly Roland's nocturnal activities have cost me about £2K this month. Am reeling slightly. Its a bad enough month anyway industry-wise, but this has really taken the biscuit.

Still, onwards and upwards!

BeribbonedGibbon · 10/03/2011 16:51

Is it weird I wonder what you guys sound like?

MadameDefarge · 10/03/2011 16:53

No, not at all!

Hullygully · 10/03/2011 16:54

I have a very very deep voice with a lilt and a lisp

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Hullygully · 10/03/2011 16:54

And sympathies Mimi. That is a bummer.

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BeribbonedGibbon · 10/03/2011 16:56

I was raised on the borders of East London and Essex. You can imagine what a charmer I sound.

BeribbonedGibbon · 10/03/2011 16:57

Oh! Just read about the bastard rat and his bastard teeth Sad

MadameDefarge · 10/03/2011 16:58

I think the fucker is dead now.

Jins · 11/03/2011 09:37

I'm a wee bit scouse...

Hello all. I've been busy and my brief forays onto MN did not inspire me to stay long. Shoes on shoes off, MILs... it's all too boring.

But IPOAT is a little oasis

minimammoth · 11/03/2011 18:28

What I sound like. Hmm. Well I can very easily slip into. Ay up and nah then,as am from Yorkshire and have a bit of an accent, but have to make an effort to be understood as now live sarf. So my vowels are definitely flat. bath ,path etc rhyme with naff.
have good weekend everyone. ta rah.

CheerfulYank · 12/03/2011 02:26

I'm from Minnesota and do sound a bit like Fargo :) My vowels are different as I lived in Ohio until I was 8. The most marked difference (i.e., the one that inspires the most mockery from DH) is the word "bag" (and all its ilk.) I pronounce it with a short a (like "ham") but 'round these parts it's more like b-ay-g.

CheerfulYank · 12/03/2011 02:27

Oh and "clerk" rhymes with "smirk" to me.

minimammoth · 14/03/2011 11:44

Clerk sometimes rhymes with smirk in my world too. And bag is bag and doesn't have a Y in it all. Tea Cheerful? with a scone, to rhyme with moan, or is that sconn as in 'gone'. Anyone else. Get out the doilies Cheerful.

Pagwatch · 14/03/2011 11:48

Oh I am too combative at the mo. My forays into mn just leave me irritated.

I need to sooth my grumpy brow.

I say everything beautifully in tinkly tones. Like a small fairy with a disproportionately large arse.

How are we all. Am I alone in my grumpiness. Except for Madame. Roland and jins....

Hullygully · 14/03/2011 12:27

I need advice and sanity from you lot.

Yesterday DS (just 14)went to a friend's birthday from 12 - 6. These are new friends from new school so dh and I very pleased, keen to foster friendships etc. Dh dropped off ds and reported back parents v nice, birthday banners, all seemed v jolly. Dh went to pick up ds at 6 and saw bottles of cider on tea table. He commented (but didn't criticise because of ds being there), and the parents said that they thought it best that the children had a drink in front of them rather than in secret.

Dh and ds got home and ds told me that on arrival they'd been given a can of cider (classy)each and he'd drunk his along with the rest as otherwise the other boys would have gone into school and said he was a pussy (classier still). They went to the cinema and then had cider with tea (ds says he only had a glass).

So. I understand the position ds felt himself to be in, although I am cross because I am v clear there is not to be drinking. I am furious with the parents for not asking us first. But mostly I don't know what to do for the future, as clearly this is the culture at their (middle England, wealthy, academically selective)school. I don't want ds to not be able to go to things, and i don't want him to be the odd one out etc etc, but i am terrified of alcohol because of father and brother. I know rationally that one drink will not make him an alcoholic, but I feel this strong urge to cut off all my feelings to save long term hurt as I had to with father and brother. Obviously am fighting this.

But also feel that 14 is much much to young to drink.

I am also a hypocrite who drinks huge amounts of wine.

What shall I do?

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