to wonder what IPOAT stands for?

[Hullygully]

Sensible. Good thinking. Breathe. Relax. Have a good time, let go of expectations. Hope its good. Hugs

thank you mini.

I suspect he is even more bonkers than me, which will make a nice change!

Just reign in the sexy cheek taps Mimi, and all will be well...

I have to tell you, the "sexy cheek tap" has gone into my mental file of things to think about when I need to be cheered up. You're forever with me now, mimi. :o

You will all be delighted to know I behaved like a perfect lady. No slaps tears or snogging.

He was absolutely lovely, but zero, nada on the romance or sexy stakes. ( I think the parka might have had something to do with it)

So, a delightful evening all in all, just no future to it.

Still, onwards and upwards!

Well done Mimi!

Remember, many a frog you must kiss, but it's all in the gaaaaamee....

Shame no chemistry Mimi but at least you had a nice evening

Are we all out skipping amongst the daisies, frolicking with the frogs( other than mimi) and gamboling with the lambs?

No, but oddly enough I spent my day running skipping after a seven-year-old named Daisy whilst she told everyone she passed that I was going to take her into a dark room and stab her.

I need a raise. :o

I have been frolicking in the sunshine, though it's still bloody cold.

I have strolled through a wooded glade full of snowdrops, nearly died from cold walking by the windy ocean, but we saw a seal (who must have been colder), which made the cold okay, and had tea and cake on the beach. I do like a bit of Springtime.

Am of your beach moments Umami. Blubber is what you need.

Seals? What larks!

I have just been to a funeral (not a sad one)which involved a church drone and then a burial. Sadly my dsis got the wrong cemetary so that was a bit of a dead loss (boom boom).

I've misspelt cemetery haven't I? Can't tell now.

I have never been to a not sad funeral. I think I would rather everyone laughed, drank and fondly remembered at mine.

Have been holiday hunting all day. Finally booked one

Hope everyone is well. Cheerful, I did giggle at stabbing in dark room.

I was at the beach but a few days ago widow, but it was v v cold

Oooo, where you going, Beri?

Punta Prima in Menorca, never been but my friend said she had a lovely holiday there so am crossing fingers.

and a nice short flight

I hate flying

Oooh, am so jealous of anyone going on a holiday.

I giggled too, actually, Beri. My student is hilarious . Once I had her in a time-out chair and she was sobbing hysterically. A delivery man walked by with a dolly full of boxes and she screamed at him, "Hey! Can't you see I need help here, you asshole?!" I think she was five at the time... :o

cheerful

Am I to be forever Beri?

Forever

and ever

and ever

and ever

and ever

and ever

and ever

"Nother drink, Tone?"

What happened to the 'keep my boy away from the oiks' thread?

Did it go?

When I were young, I laughed so much at Abigail's Party I was nearly sick. Now it makes me weep and bang my head against the wall. Age. Ruins everything.