Letters that spell out stuff like "Home" "Love" "Cook" on your mantelpiece/windowsill - STOCKS.
Kids in school uniforms who do not have SN in pushchairs - STOCKS
Men who impregnate various women, committing to none of them, just spreading the seed around willy-nilly, leaving numerous fatherless kids around the estate - STOCKS
Women who get impregnated by feckless men who impregnate lots of other women without committing - STOCKS
In fact. Everyone. STOCKS.