'Look in the local papers and buy second hand quality furniture FFS It's a much better investment.' yes, until you have to pay £100 to hire a van to pick it up!
Yeah but the "free" delivery offered by DFS (Dreadful Fucking Sofas) is factored in to the cost of the sofa. That dreadful sofa you just ordered is worth £200 MAX. The £700 price tag is to cover delivery, other proley customers who default payment on their vile sofa and salary for Smarmy Kevin.
My battered Chesterfield - £100 off eBay, £45 for a van. £145 for something quirky, hard-wearing, that won't look ridiculous in my lounge is cheap as chips.