Unpopular Opinions (just for fun) part 2

[HeathcliffMoorland]

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Ha ha bupscake. One of my best friends who is super super brainy and travels to Brussels a lot to negotiate our position on stuff, loves getting into Business Class and pulling out her Heat magazine and seeing the disapproving looks around her.

"How can you catch him in a locked bathroom? (Still being a pedant to annoy Bumperlicious)."

Knew some gonad was going to ask this.

Because I left it in the kitchen one day, went to get it, had disappeared. Scoured house for it. Shouted to DH who was in bathroom to ask if he'd seen it. "Erm cough it's in here with me."

Happy now, Smart Alec?

Having a big TV screen does not make you a chav.

We like watching films on a big screen and it's much more pleasant to do that at home than put up with antisocial behaviour at the cinema. Yes, I know it's classier to put one's large screen telly in a dedicated home cinema room, but, sorry we don't live in a mansion, so the home cinema system is in the living room.

However, it IS chavvy to put your telly screen on the wall, especially over the fireplace where you should have a tasteful picture or mirror.

Oh no, LeQ! He was using it as his, erm, on-throne literature.

I hope.

• I remain unconvinced that dinosaurs existed. Or at least, if they did, that they can tell all what they ate and did from bones and fossils.

• Science needs to figure out a way to make vasectomies totally reversable and safe, so that boy babies can all be given them at birth, so they need to make a decision before getting girls pregnant.

• The gym is for losers. If you like exercise, go and do some. Outside, or in a boat or something.

• Professionals don't always know what they are talking about. If in doubt, always do your research and question what they tell you. Get a second opinion if unsure.

Some people are too obsessed with looks

People who are too obsessed with looks and can't go to the supermarket without re doing their make up are lacking in something.

*I hate touch screens.

*Credit cards are the work of the devil, if you haven't got the money DON'T SPEND IT.

*any bloke who thinks they have to act a certain way so they look good in front of their mates are wankers. (ie not appearing to be 'under the thumb' etc)

*Loved this thread yesterday, love it today. With the exception of the people who just posted to upset.

people who talk about zelebs as if they know them are nutters

oh and...

*People who spark up as soon as they leave the supermarket, eff off. It's not nice, I don't want to breathe in second hand smoke and get the eff out of my way!

Peaches Geldof, Kelly Osbourne, and Chloe Maddeley are only famous because they have famous parents. They should get their own bloody lives and stop being silly.

Dickens' books are dreadful - heavy, boring and unreadable.

Top Gear is hilarious viewing.

Women who do housework every day and have immaculate houses ought to be banned, because they make me look bad. Alternatively, if they enjoy it so much, they should come round here and vacuum my house!

Pregnant women who stand outside the maternity ward and smoke should not keep their babies as they clearly don't have the required minimum of braincells to bring them up well or properly.

People who smoke in hospital doorways will be asked to move out of the way by me and if they protest, even slightly, will die at the hand of my tame assassin.

People should be encouraged to smoke to solve the ageing population problem.

Obese people should be encouraged to overeat to solve the ageing population problem and the pensions crisis.

People who lose weight through going to weight watchers always put the wight back on, plus more.

Your 9 year old daughter isn't "developing" she is unhealthily fat.

David Dickinson is not the colour of real skin.

I watch Jeremy Kyle to remind myslef how lucky I am.

Sex bent over the washing machine whilst it's on spin is fantastic.

People use fat people and smokers as their personal whipping boy ...

'myself' even.

WTF is STOCKS??

Boy/girl racers who pull up next to you at the lights and try their hardest to 'burn you up' - i have a turbo charged jag, you will not overtake me in your 1.2l souped up saxo/106!!!