To laugh at women that don't work but........

[matchbox20]

To laugh at women that don't work but rush to the school gates 10 mins after the bell and usually rushing in at school finishing time rambling on about how busy they are and there is not enough time in the day.

I only work 16 hours a week and still manage to get everything done and a meal on the table.

So the question is ''Are people that work more organized?''

shave or wax?

no no no - I still say that school run chicken has to be judged on the time that your child is due out of school.

Spit or swallow?

I think any benefit of staying at home with your child is cancelled out and then some by making them listen to the drivel that is Matchbox20.

They will be scarred for life.

FACT

CatisSleepy

Always both mixed together!

Narky

just gargle then whistle instead

honeydragon
you are sick

now then, mayo or salad cream?

BF or FF?
People on benefits?
Global warming?
Skimmed or full-fat?
To dunk or not?
Labrador or Staffie.
Doc Martens or Uggs?
Clinique or No7?
Inny or Outy?
Condom or Pill?
Mac or PC?
Fruitshoots
P&C parking
Do fish fingers count as "home cooked"?
How much TV should children watch?
Dummy or no dummy?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Children in pubs?
Sex before marriage?
How many children?
People who hire cleaners?

sick for mixing ketchup and brown sauce that is

Now we've got a debate going?

BF or FF?
People on benefits?
Global warming?
Skimmed or full-fat?
To dunk or not?

Labrador or Staffie.
Doc Martens or Uggs?
Clinique or No7?
Inny or Outy?
Condom or Pill?
Mac or PC?

Fruitshoots
P&C parking

Do fish fingers count as "home cooked"?
How much TV should children watch?
Dummy or no dummy?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Pish catcher or wipe the floor?
Toiler brush or marigolds?
Mcds or Burger king?
Plastic tat or natural wood?

Do you thik if Greggs put concession stands in M&S they'd then become acceptable Mumsnet fodder? (Lentil weavers excluded)...Now that's a debate.

honey - no, not DS's school - MINE, when I was an 'infant'! DS isn't at school yet.
Dad actually dropped me over the back fence a couple of times because I was that late...

Mixing ketchup and brown sauce

that list really should include something to do with children at weddings, and ear-piercing in young children

CatIsSleepy

Thanks for clarifying that, that sweeping statement covers many of my foibles

ewwwww you can't mix ketchup and brown sauce >>

haha thumb - do you now how many times I joked about dropping DS1 over the wall

I can live with the gargling and whistling but I have to draw the line at sauce mixing.

I know Horace isn't old enough yet Thumb, but rules are rules!

My SiL won't let me piece my flower girls noses AIBU? - that should cover it.

i know nothing of your other foibles-but if you can contemplate mixing ketchup and brown sauce I'm slightly apprehensive I must say

*tops up coffee pot again

hang about, if matchbox is so great at being on time, how does she know the late ones rock up (and i quote)

"10 mins after the bell"

huh? huh?

c'mon, how d'ya know huh? matchbox, come back and tell me!!!

BF or FF?
People on benefits?
Global warming?
Skimmed or full-fat?
To dunk or not?

Labrador or Staffie.
Doc Martens or Uggs?
Clinique or No7?
Inny or Outy?
Condom or Pill?
Mac or PC?

Fruitshoots
P&C parking

Do fish fingers count as "home cooked"?
How much TV should children watch?
Dummy or no dummy?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Pish catcher or wipe the floor?
Toiler brush or marigolds?
Mcds or Burger king?
Plastic tat or natural wood?

Sling or pushchair?
Disposables or cloth?
How old before they can go to cinema unsupervised?
State or private education?

Christ, maybe matchbox could do a live interview at Mumsnet Towers lest any of us are in any doubt as to her mothering credentials? I for one would be all ears.

rofl at TACT BeerTricks

now must stop mning as boss is at next desk

SACKED

...but, but it's lovely on a bit of bacon Narky, delish

(the brown/tomato sauce combo that is, not recently gargled jizz - that would be disgusting)

oooo Glynis you're a star - how did you know that us SAHM's spend the entire day drinking the stuff

ooooo - I@ve got something else to add to the list

Smoking