"Ds1, please don't use your willy as a stylus for the DS Lite"

[coldtits]

"Ds2, you don't do it either, please. PANTS ON for all activities except the bath and the toilet. No, I don't want to see you shake it. Thanks. Or poking it out of the side of your pants. FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU'RE 7 AND 4, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO NOT WEAR PANTS!!!"

Son taping a brillo pad to his groin area 'so that his looked like daddy's'

He was only 3!!

So glad I found this thread after 2 girls I was starting to worry my y ear old DS was not normal he's obsessed with his willy!! He spent the other day looking for it in his nappy. And kept asking me "mammy where's my willy gone" its the longest sentence he's said so far I was torn between really proud and horrified