"Ds1, please don't use your willy as a stylus for the DS Lite"

[coldtits]

"Ds2, you don't do it either, please. PANTS ON for all activities except the bath and the toilet. No, I don't want to see you shake it. Thanks. Or poking it out of the side of your pants. FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU'RE 7 AND 4, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO NOT WEAR PANTS!!!"

I am literally in tears reading this thread . And quite relieved I only have one dd.

LOL! this thread is sooo funny!!

I have a DS aged 5 and he just loves his willy! He "found" it when he was about 7 months old and has been happy ever since! He likes to "boing" it back and forth until it is "big". I know it will only get worse as he gets older!! Oh and last night he was putting blue tack on his willy!

DD was 2 when DS was born and she always wanted to clean it during nappy changes! Now she calls it his "woolly"

Caught DS with his in Granny's freezer when he was about 4, I was horrified as I though he was doing a wee, but when asked what was going on, he said he just wanted to see what it felt like !!!

I just snorted tea all over my laptop - BRILLIANT.

My DS is only 2 but he already prefers his willy stuck OUT of whatever he's wearing and tried to wrap it in a peanut-butter sandwhich yesterday.

My DS regularly did a willy dance when he was little - it's clearly a rite of passage for boys -and it is so difficult not to laugh and end up encouraging things even more!
My DS was also keen on lying on top of a stool in the living room. On a quick glance he looked as if he was pretending to fly but as, his little sister would say witheringly, 'he's squashing his willy again, Mummy'
He also would push toys up - the best one being a lego pirate who ended up half in and half out and being waggled all about. When I asked my son what he was doing, he replied that the pirate was going exploring.
Incidentally, when my DP was a student and sharing a flat with a male friend, they would strip naked except for their black Chelsea boots and make each other laugh! It was guarenteed to cheer them up if they were feeling fed up. Of course he has never done similar in front of me - but he does occasionally pull his pants up as high as he possibly can and walks about the bedroom with them stretched as far as they will go which is very funny - although not exactly going to make me want to have rampant sex with him!!

Oh this should go in classics!

My cousin woke one morning to discover her DS trying to put his willy in her ear.

I hurt from laughing! My ds likes to stretch his to eye watering lengths in the bath, and run trucks over it as a bridge..

I don't think it does get any better tbh. DP recently confessed to once (as a young lad!) cutting a hole in his pillow to erm, experiment with. Apparently all the boys in his class were doing it. His poor mother never said anything, but it must have been grim having to deal with the washing.

Found DS (just 4) fiddling with his willy the other day, when I asked what he was doing he replied "just giving it a little massage mummy". Oh, well thats ok then!

Another 4 year old willy dancer here too. His 1 year old brother thinks it's hilarious, so I feel that he'll follow the trend as soon as he's able .

Mind you ds2 also slaps his and giggles during nappy changes. I've no idea what to make of that !

One post about them being safe in nappies - we were rushed into potty training our DS1, now 2.5 as he just wouldn't leave it in his nappy so we were busy washing sheets before we'd even bought any pants! 3 months later and no need for nappies even at night so maybe the obssession is working!!

Never leaves it alone, getting a bit embarassing at nursery, hoping he'll understand the "it's okay at home but not anywhere else" soon!!

In the bath mine (3)likes to try and hang his Buzz Lighyear and Woody flannels on it by the hook at the end. Then hold the end of his willy and try and keep them on while standing up. Ta-dah!

Hahahahahaa!! This made me laugh lotsy!!

Hello I'm new from BMC and looking for other threads and joining in more here :o

That's cracking that is!! :D

am amazed at this thread...DS is nearly 9 and hasn't done any of these things. Not a single willy dance or anything! Should i be worried?

I think this thread explains a lot about men!

AAAAARGH well my darling 16mo DS just ran off while we were Cushing him, totally naked and toddling around clutching his willy for dear life. He quite deliberately HID behind the clothes horse, and peed on the floor!

Bless him though, he did try to wipe it up after!

When my ds was about 3 I took him to the Dr with suspected chicken pox. When the dr asked if there were any more spots he (ds not the doctor) very solemnly and carefully undid himself and then contorted himself to display the beauty spot tucked away under his right testicle. I thought it was adorable, the doctor looked slightly disturbed/revolted...

Two boys in the kitchen having breakfast.
Hysterical giggles.
I go in and they both have guilt imprinted on their foreheads.
"What were you doing? "I ask.
"We were dipping our willys in the milk."

This is just so funny!!!

I was hoping for a DS, but maybe not now. It does also explain some things about DH!!

Please - others share some more!!

Ewww!

As we approached the campsite, my DS 6 who had been eagerly awaiting the camping holiday for weeks shouted from the back of the car 'mummy, I'm so excited I can see the campsite and my willy's gone really big'.

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Hahahahahaa!! This made me laugh lotsy!!

Hello I'm new from BMC and looking for other threads and joining in more here :o

That's cracking that is!! :D

Hello there and welcome GFDM
Just wondered in the interests of peace and harmony whether you'd mind having a go at a new nickname - click on MyMumsnet at the top to go to your profile.
Thanks and enjoy!