"Ds1, please don't use your willy as a stylus for the DS Lite"

[coldtits]

"Ds2, you don't do it either, please. PANTS ON for all activities except the bath and the toilet. No, I don't want to see you shake it. Thanks. Or poking it out of the side of your pants. FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU'RE 7 AND 4, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO NOT WEAR PANTS!!!"

"colour it in": wtf? and splutter

my son loved the christmas tree lights, he would work his way round the christmas tree trying out the different colours on his willy

Love this thread - my son has a special name for his and says goodnight to it at nappy changes and at bedtime. He hands got too hands on yet but I can just tell it will be his life ling pal. After reading this thread I am dreading it!
Loved the post that said her lo had his willy sticking out over his waist band in the pushchair - hilarious!

5inthebed - me too! hilarious stories :D

5inthebed - me to! hilarious stories :D

My nephew stuck his in the video recorder (yonks ago you can tell) and peed.

Dts were in the bath, aged about a year old, dts1 was annoying dts2 so dts2 reached under the water and pulled dts1 across the bath by his willy.

No harm done though thankfully and I've not experienced any of these hanging things off it - yet. They did use my camera to film dts2 dancing naked on top of his dresser once though (age 8.)

brilliant thread! Mine still in nappies , got it all to come.

Such a funny thread :o

Am thinking certain DH's will be very glad of the anonymity of MN though :o

My friend's pride at her DS's first successful attempt at the fire man's pole, on the climbing frame, in our local playground, was somewhat tempered when, he punched the air and shouted for all to hear: "Yes! Mum, I want to do it again right now! It makes my willy feel amazing!"

I am really quite glad to have 2 girls!

I am loving this thread!!!!

januaryjojo that is not very reassuring!

This thread is hilarious A lot of it is very familiar - boys and their toys, eh?!

I did once catch DD with my electric toothbrush and a faraway look in her eyes when she was about 3 - the toothbrush had to be relegated to the bin

When I went to pick my DS1 up from a friends house after he had tea there the other week - the poor mum had to say 'They have been doing willy tag-touching - did they do that at your house?'

They are 5, it involed stripping naked below the waste and chasing each other as a game of tag - when you were touched with the willy you were 'it'

Generally both my DS love their willys's - and see nothing wrong with dipping them in their drink etc............

Oh dear I have been crying at this thread and even scared the cat.

Thank goodness for DD

Next time MIL asks if I am going to try again for a boy (I have 2 DDs) I will show her this thread.
:)

Told dh about this thread - he said well willies are amazing - women do get penis envy! Then admitted that on a stag night they all took photos of their willies with the stags camera

Recipient30D my ds is like this at the minute aswell it was 'jingle bum' a couple of weeks ago

Right now though he's having a phase sticking his bum out and dancing, I asked if I could take a photo of him yesterday and he said no take a picture of my bum

where do they get it from ??

its so hard not to laugh though :)

Hahahahaha! A little boy of my acquaintance went through a phase of "Doing The Bum Dance" when he was five, it was hilarious, me and his mum used to snort wine through our noses watching. He's twelve now and gets very embarrassed when we ask for a repeat!

Half looking forward and half dreading the magic moments ahead...

Oh my! PMSL at this! I'm currently 26 weeks with my first DC, a boy. Can't wait!!

Should I start sealing up any holes in the house now??

Ha ha this thread I hilarious and also reassuring as a 3 boy household. So far we have only had: 5y old who hides small toys in his foreskin at night so his little brother can't find them ( we fish them out before going to bed as worry about injury ), 3y old standing up in bath and trying to insert his in nostril of sitting down 5y old. Oh, and " stop humping the furniture" is a regular refrain.

While my 16mo was nappy free the other day, he was dancing naked on the sofa where I was sorting the Xmas decs, and he was so busy tugging his willy that he fell over and got a jingle bell stuck up his bum!