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"Ds1, please don't use your willy as a stylus for the DS Lite"

152 replies

coldtits · 05/01/2011 12:16

"Ds2, you don't do it either, please. PANTS ON for all activities except the bath and the toilet. No, I don't want to see you shake it. Thanks. Or poking it out of the side of your pants. FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU'RE 7 AND 4, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO NOT WEAR PANTS!!!"

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susall · 05/01/2011 13:18

Kids are asking what I am laughing at but I refuse to tell them as it will give Ds 2 ideas and he is bad enough as it is, always saying 'hands out' in our house, never had that problem with Ds1.

LadyOfTheFlowers · 05/01/2011 13:22

We have had willies with DVDs threaded on them here too.

And I have rescued many a foreskin from being wrapped around a friction powered tractors' tyre and also from the buffers of a Tomy trainset Thomas.

Ha - Willies are funny! 3 little tidgers here so I'm sure something else will come up soon, so to speak. :o

WilfShelf · 05/01/2011 13:26

Trying not to cry laughing with horror at the image of a traction tyre, um inserted. DS3 has not tried that yet but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

Oh god. Must do marking. Must not click on thread again.

HaveAHappyNewJung · 05/01/2011 13:27

I'm not sure it does get better with age - when my DH's DCs were at our house we were all playing a board game and his 15yo refused to take his hands out of his trousers, saying "sorry - itchy scrotum"

He's such an eloquent lad :o

mummyshreddingnora · 05/01/2011 13:27

my god.. I should have stopped at DD shouldn't I!?! Ds is about to turn 1 so I am clearly going to start seeing all this first hand soon enough! Confused

borderslass · 05/01/2011 13:28

DS [ASD] had a digital camera that his grandad gave him confiscated at 13 Blush

BusyMissIzzy · 05/01/2011 13:29

Mists I just nearly spat juice all over the computer screen Grin

januaryjojo · 05/01/2011 13:29

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SoupDragon · 05/01/2011 13:30

Quite apart from anything else, it surely wouldn't work as a DS stylus. It would work for an iPod Thouch, iphone or ipad though.

Poshpaws · 05/01/2011 13:30

It's amazing what doesn't shock you, though. I have 3 boys 9,5 & 3 and I just tell them to 'put it away', 'get your hands out of there', 'stop playing with it' without any drama or hysteria Smile.

Pantofino · 05/01/2011 13:31

"Oh and he used to do his "willy dance" where he would sort of fling it about, giggling like a maniac."

My DH does this - he is 53! Grin Blush

Thank Heavens for little girls....

SlightlyJaded · 05/01/2011 13:31

DD,5 is regularly found 'helping' DS,3 to get his willy to 'go strong'.

We have told her to leave it alone but she says she "'doesn't mind', and DS likes it" Shock. Latest attempt involved making a sort of cast for it out of playdoh.

SlightlyJaded · 05/01/2011 13:32

:o @ Soupdragon

wonderstuff · 05/01/2011 13:34

LMAO this thread has made my day!
My ds is 24 weeks and found his during a nappy change yesterday - I thiught he was going to pull it off! He looked so pleased with himself.

Notquitegrownup · 05/01/2011 13:35

Grin at soupdragon, and pantofino's DH. I've trained my dh not to do that dance! He's 51 so there is hope for you, unless you enjoy it, of course Grin

januaryjojo · 05/01/2011 13:36

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Oblomov · 05/01/2011 13:36

Laughing. I have similar. Ds1(7) , ds2(2).

Look forward to the christmas decoration hanging. That is funny.

LadyOfTheFlowers · 05/01/2011 13:39

It sort of gets run over I think by the tractor, but sometimes it follows the tread round and gets jammed between the tyre and the wheelarch iyswim? Confused

Yes to the willydance too - ages 2, 4 5 and 29.

DH also likes to slap me with it sometimes. Hmm

Poogles · 05/01/2011 13:39

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!

DS1 dropped his pants at nursery and let his 2 best friends (both girls) see his willy as one of them didn't believe him that he had one.

DS2 says goodbye to his every nappy change and pulls it over the top of his nappy and plays with it (which can be embarrassing when he is in the pushchair and you can't work out why people are walking past in fits off laughter).

geezmyfeetarecold · 05/01/2011 13:40

Mine does the willy dance accompanied by his rendition of thriller

he is only 6

Patsy99 · 05/01/2011 13:46

It was my DS I think who puts it through the DVDs. This weekend he tried to retract the foreskin and colour it in.

Will it never end?

susall · 05/01/2011 13:47

DS [ASD] had a digital camera that his grandad gave him confiscated at 13

I found out what Ds2 was up to with the camera when I downloaded photos onto computer and got the fright of my life when a close up of his winky appeared, he was only 3 at the time so I can forgive it but he now has very limited access to the camera now.

susall · 05/01/2011 13:48

Sorry that was at Borderslass Blush

HaveAHappyNewJung · 05/01/2011 17:20

Lol at all these!

DS tends to jump up as soon as he's nappy-free, and then sort of squeezes it while toddling around... You can tell he's thinking Hurrah, I found it, I'm so clever :o

WishIWasRimaHorton · 05/01/2011 17:28

oh i have been roaring.

i am with coldtits on the 'sentences you never imagined you would need to utter'. like 'DS, willy out of the radiator, please'.

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