to take bets about exactly what "inappropriate behaviour" Prince Andrew has indulged in?

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2-1 Took a bribe
5-1 bedded a diplomats wife
10-1 bedded a diplomats husband
100-1 bedded his ex wife

any additions

1000-1 bedded a horse

Farted in a lift?

More to the point,what inappropriate behaviour HAS'NT he indulged in?

Ah..bedded a horse

Fucking INCEST.

PMSL at horses and incest

Accepted bungs shurely?
I thought Fergie more or less let that cat out of the bag, before quickly saying hustling cash for access was all her own idea?

yeah I remember that video, it looked like Fergie was very comfortable with what she was doing, like she'd done it before.

Don't believe for a second that Andrew doesn't know what she does though.

please please please be an angus deaton/craig charles crack smoking and call girls type scandal [grins]

[grins]

eh? humph. doesn't fucking

oh what ever!!

Took it up the arse from his valet. 2-1 joint fav!

I think he ate his peas with a knife.
American diplomats would find that quite shocking, especially coming from a member of the British royal family.

surely the bum fun would be edward, no?

posted a video on youtube of him and fergie dirty dancing to "baby's got back"

what time does the bumming start?

I heard (a long time ago) something not dissimilar from Viva's suggestion... Not entirely sure that would count as inappropriate given the potential spectrum.

ooooh really jingle belle?

marking my place.

I think affair with a celebrity.

Am very deliberately not specifying gender.

Have heard (a long time ago) that the whole Prince Edward gay thing was a smokescreen to detract attention from someone who was actually gay.....

My lawyers have advised me to say nothing further.

Wasn't there that middle east thing where he was trying to establish trade links as part of his role (or something) but instead was accepting expensive hospitality and gifts...

... was in the press at the time.

Sorry for the sensible reply!

It's probably something dull like cocaine.