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to take bets about exactly what "inappropriate behaviour" Prince Andrew has indulged in?

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bubbleOseven · 29/11/2010 13:29

2-1 Took a bribe
5-1 bedded a diplomats wife
10-1 bedded a diplomats husband
100-1 bedded his ex wife

any additions

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taintedsnow · 29/11/2010 18:46

Rhinestone, SPILL!!!!

SofaKitten · 29/11/2010 18:49

Yeah probably. I can't find the old news link so I may have made it up but I'm sure I remember reading something from about 3 years ago...

MayorNaze · 29/11/2010 18:50

HKLP

definitely Grin

Rhinestone · 29/11/2010 18:51

Well I have no idea whether it's true or not...I just heard a rumour that it wasn't Edward who was gay!

All the nice boys girls love a sailor apparently!

MardyBra · 29/11/2010 18:52

Got pissed with Sultan of Brunei, then sang Una Paloma Blanca loudly at the top of his voice before falling in the swimming pool and mooning at the Sultan's wife.

maryz · 29/11/2010 18:57

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Lonnie · 29/11/2010 18:58

been with another man

wheredoesallthesnotcomefrom · 29/11/2010 18:59

oh yes Lonnie...

gay and drugs

MardyBra · 29/11/2010 19:01

if would explain why he is still platonically friendly with Fergie.

MardyBra · 29/11/2010 19:01

How long before this thread gets pulled....?

UnquietDad · 29/11/2010 19:03

Shagged Fergie.

No, not his ex - the skank from the Black Eyed Peas.

JingleBelleDameSansMerci · 29/11/2010 19:03

We-ell, I used to know someone whose father used to fly the royals around quite a lot (this is about 20 years ago) and the rumour then was that the gentleman in question wasn't too gender specific...

Really, though, surely it's not that big a deal? Similarly, cocaine just makes me think "so?".

wheredoesallthesnotcomefrom · 29/11/2010 19:04

very very soon! MardyBra

MardyBra · 29/11/2010 19:05

UQD - skank Shock. Not one of your plastic girlband ladies then. Wink

TheCrackFox · 29/11/2010 19:06

He had an aerosol can removed from his arse at A and E.

Rhinestone · 29/11/2010 19:06

I would just like to make it clear that I'm merely reporting a scurrilous rumour - not citing said rumour as fact!

Just had a 'save the date' card for 29th April 2011 and wouldn't want it rescinded! Grin

UnquietDad · 29/11/2010 19:06

Apologies to any Fergie fans.
If he'd had one of my laydees that would show more taste!

MardyBra · 29/11/2010 19:08

She did wee herself on stage once, though, (if I remember correctly).

maryz · 29/11/2010 19:09

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scottishmummy · 29/11/2010 19:25

he wed and bed a horse.so no to that.i bet he sang the sash half cut in a grubby pub

oh hang on that was donald finlay

ladyfirenze · 29/11/2010 19:28

I'd LOVE it if one of them 'comes out'. I'd like a gay charver royal, who wears kappa shell suits in gold and has a spray tan.

MerrilyDefective · 29/11/2010 20:18

What's a charver?

TiggyD · 29/11/2010 20:24

Tellygraph website: "The Guardian, which is one of a number of newspapers to have advance sight of the 250,000 classified documents released by the whistle-blower website Wikileaks, said they also included criticisms of David Cameron and of British military operations in Afghanistan."

donkeyderby · 29/11/2010 21:28

I've long thought that Randy Andy is gay and Edward was a smokescreen. Snorting cocaine would be a predictable activity for a royal surely. No surprise

Flyme · 29/11/2010 21:38

P.S. Is Andrew Prince Phillip's son?

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