Post this in the bathroom.
"Now it really is true that the trees do care-
And if she in the stall ever runs out of ply
Think of the plants and don't spare her a square
Then tell her you're saving the Earth, that's why"
Or this one
Toilet Paper
by Lionel E. Deimel
Roll of toilet paper
While sitting on the toilet,
Mulling over some great issue,
I suddenly became aware
Of needing toilet tissue.
The roll was nearly empty
In its holder on the wall;
No spares were in the cabinet
Or closet in the hall.
And, later, when I chanced to use
The powder room downstairs,
The want of paper, yet again,
Would catch me unawares.
I had to go to market
To replenish my supply
Of aloe-laced and comfort-quilted
Rolls of double-ply.
I remembered I was out of eggs
And instant oatmeal, too;
I only had one tea bag,
And I needed more shampoo.
I thought of writing out a list
For checking at the store,
But listing so few things to buy
Seemed such a needless chore.
I soon was walking through the aisles
With shampoo in my cart,
I picked up eggs and rice?on sale?
And cherries for a tart.
Cans of cat food were on special,
So I purchased quite a few;
I bought my tea and oatmeal
And some beef chunks for a stew.
I had five bags of groceries
When, finally, I returned
And flopped down on my easy chair
For rest I thought I?d earned.
But, later, in the bathroom,
I would have the revelation
That I?d bought no toilet tissue
For my current situation.