In thinking that Wagner wasn't all wrong about Cheryl?

[cupcakesandbunting]

When he said she is a council estate girl who got lucky?

Nothing wrong with coming from a council estate, I lived on one myself for most of my childhood. But she didn't get where she is now on talent or charisma so old Vargener hit the nail on the head with that one, oy finks.

and he said he shagged LULU on Jonathan Ross

That Gillian McK faint was so FAKE.

If you faint you drop like a stone. bang, right on the floor face first or whatev. Not delicately crumple whilst putting your hand out to break your fall, with eyes a-fluttering.

Was the funniest thing I have seen since Chezza's minnie mouse haircut.

Jason is at least bi.

Gillian McKeith looks like a boiled crow.

Shirely you are such a liar. Bet you have watched it avidly from day one, with the ITV2 follow up shows all series linked an' all.

boiled crow

It's that bloody Sheena easton/Lulu gorbals mixed with american FAKE TWAT voice that gets me.

And what's with Shaun Ryder's teeth? Face looks like he has spent the past 30 years off his nut (which he has), doesn't go with the George Hamilton teeth.

dramatic fainting will now be known as doing a McKeith. I may do a McKeith next time the bin needs changing.

This fainting technique is a good one to use if you want to get out of something. I might try it at work.

No, no, honestly I don't like bugs and stuff and it all just makes me shudder and boke a bit.

But, truly, that faint was possibly the best thing I ever saw ever ever ever.

Basil Fawlty once did a faint very similar to it. I can't find it on youtube though.

Shirley watches it to ogle Lembit. Then she takes her DP to bed and makes him say "letsh get it on SHirley" whilst affecting Lembit's wonky face.

I am shocked at Shaun's speaking skills. I saw a documentary on Factory records not long ago and he sounded like a French stroke victim. He's regained his speech tremendously, bless him. He needs his Bez in there though.

Shirley she is a fainting diva. She did another one the other night and even managed to pull her top down once comatose. Real talent.

"This fainting technique is a good one to use if you want to get out of something. I might try it at work."

Next time DH wants sex, I know what to do...

is how to faint

I know that fainting Basil Fawlty.

It's so funny - I think it's when the American bloke starts getting all shirty with him when he won't make him a Waldorf salad.

Basil then kicks off at the guest saying 'you all ponce in here' etc.

Oh I love Basil.

Oh no. Lembit has a wonky face because he had a terrible accident Cupcakes, you fucking monster

I think he's probably hung like a horse.

She'll never works again will she? Cos she's pushing her diet and seeds and SHIT stuff as the way to be really healthy, and yet her blood sugar is so low that she appears to collapse at the merest hint of anything slightly outside of the norm.

Why has she gone on that show? Why?

Why did she pull her top down? Who wants to see her mung beaned auld knockers? I wouldn't mind her waxing lyrical about mainlining flax seed into your eyeballs if she looked like fucking Gisele. She's a very bad advert for healthy living, IMO.

hasn't Gillian got a teenage daughter.

The poor sod.
Imagine watching the whole nation piss itself at your mother.

I shall mention this next time dd curls her lip at me for singing Dizze Rascal songs in Sainsburys.

"Who wants to see her mung beaned auld knockers"

what's wrong with Britt Ekland's top lip?It's grey and weird like blu tac

Corny - did you see what someone had put in the comments underneath those fainting goats?

" 1 week ago 5 My wife saw this and immediatley wanted sex"

What the ?

Can't find that bloody Basil faint. Annoying.

There was another thread the other day re Gilliam McK V Nigella Lawson, they are the same age apparently.

Gillian - flax seeds, quinoa, no fun and alcohol in spartan auld life = miserable loony fainter

Nigella - eats cheescake made from 1kg butter = is a beauty and bags billionaire

Well, really. She'd be the guiltiest of crushes if you ever fancied her. She must have her husband in a lentil-induced coma or else he would have scarpered, quick time.

oh no don't say I've linked to a weird goat fetish video!

Which Dizzee Rascal song do you sing, GetOrf?

Goat pron Corny. Goat PORN. (It's the stiff legs)

You never see people faint at weddings anymore. It was always a staple of Jeremy Beadle's You've Been Framed to see a hapless, '80s groom with Diego Maradona hair fainting.

All of the wedding suits were made of polyester then though so the grooms probably got really hot. It's all cotton and wool mixes now, the namby-pambys.