In thinking that Wagner wasn't all wrong about Cheryl?

[cupcakesandbunting]

When he said she is a council estate girl who got lucky?

Nothing wrong with coming from a council estate, I lived on one myself for most of my childhood. But she didn't get where she is now on talent or charisma so old Vargener hit the nail on the head with that one, oy finks.

quite a few grooms fainting at their weddings on that link (all doing a McKeith - the bastards)

YBF is my guilty pleasure.

In fact most of my TV watching is utter cock.

(GOML - I sky plussed a Maury last week and it was one of those drag queen ones face)

Is Jeremy Kyle changing his format? I saw an ad for it and it's going to be called "Jeremey Kyle's Morning Surgery" or something.

I am weeping, weeping I tell you, at this thread.....

"mung beaned" indeed

Jezzer came up with a gem on friday morning. He went "undercover" to investigate the sex industry. He visited brothels and hookers and porno women and he made out he was appalled by it but he was salivating.

Highlight for me was Jezzer sat at his laptop going "let's type sex into a search engine and see what comes up" then being faux-shocked when loads of results pile in for porn sites. Like he never fucking does it at home. I can see straight through him.

He needs to type Jeremy Kyle is a twat into a search engine. That'll learn him.

lol at Jezza doing a Roger Coopk investigation into the porn industry.

Dizxze Rascal song - dance wiv me. I do the actions as well (hip hop dancey manouevres) down the yoghurts aisle. DD is charmed, you can imagine

I watched a sneaky Maury last week - was one of those boring ones where ill children ghot to meet the Jonas brothers. Pah. Where's Shereace who has slept with 67 men and wasnts a paternity test?

Jezzer was brilliant. He went to this prozzie's flat and she answered the door in this PVC number slashed down to the bellybutton with all chains holding it together (think CC wore something similar on last week's results show) and Jezzer was pretending to be all nonchalant about it, like he sees this kind of thing every day.

Then the lady hooker was getting calls from punters and putting them on loudspeaker for Jezzer and jezzer was mouthing off the whole time about the men being "saaaaaad" etc etc. I was thinking give her a break, you'll ruin trade for the poor wench. His rage reached a pinnacle when she said she took her brothel girls on tour aaround England. I thought his head was going to explode.

ooo I did see a good one at the weekend though which was a DNA results sort of one, (Maury this is) and they got the bloke on and he said "I love Toni and our baby PinBinMitsubishiHoover, and I'm shocked to find out she's been keeping a deep dark secret from me" and then Toni came on and just went "PinBinMitsubishiHoover" isn't your daughter" I have never seen anyone be so casually cruel.

Anyhoo. One day Jeremey Kyle will get his comeuppance. Oh yes.

i think he was saying that she has no talent-which is right shes awful!

LOL at the fainiting princess! Why did a fire engine turn up though and not an ambulance?!

What would be a good comeuppance for Jezzer?

Some big tattooed man decking him. Or Katie Waissel's nan. Either would be good value.

JK should be discovered in an awkward position with Tim Lovejoy in some kind of pervy satanic ritual and the Queen should say "Off with their heads" and they both get their heads chopped off and stuck on spikes.

I would like his wife to come on and DNA test his kids and then it turns out they are not his kids but the kids of Matthew Wright.

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!

Matthew Wright's sperm don't work though.

It would be better if the father was some great big benefit scrounger. yeah. take that Jeremy Kyle.

It would be good if the dad was the bloke who chucked the envelope at his head and your mummed him.

I love the fact that Jezza Kyle is all Lord Judgy of Judginton.

Do you remember a few years back there was a scandal on BRMB radio station, as they picked two lucky callers (strangers to each other) to get married on air? They got spliced and then divorced weeks later.

Well, jezza met the bride on BRMB (where he used to work) and she is now his wife.

I always think of that when he yells at some poor povvo 'you're a DISGRACE'.

i hate all this your from a council estate your lucky to be here or you worked in tescos now your onstage, i dont think a person who gets paid millions to sing is any better than a person who cleans toilets for minimum wage , you make your own luck and that is the same for anyone rich or poor
i dont know cheryl cole so i cant say i dont like her but i do not like the whole nations sweetheart and most beautiful girl in britain thing because it is not a good example to our children, i heard she has a huge budget for makeup clothes etc on x factor and two stylists , she is extremely thin and i hate that girls like my sister think they are ugly because they dont look like her.
she did belittle wagner and it was horrible she has laughed at him from the start which is tantamount to bullying, imho wagner cant sing all that well but neither can cheryl he is making the most of an opportunity and he gets onstage every week and tries his best while getting booed that takes a lot of guts, at least he does it live
unquiet dad do you have a shrine to cheryl?

"The nation's Sweetheart" appellation is a silly thing, a media construct - I doubt she has had much to do with it herself.

come on she loves the nations sweetheart line , its blatantly obvious that is why in the first couple of x factors she would never say a bad thing to anyone which we all know is not her true character, remeber the days when she was slagging off lily allen , charlotte church and danni minougue that is her true character which is starting to come out more and more , she is like a toddler who has tantrums when things dont go her way

UnquietDad has a Cheryl real doll.

Wagner is a hero. I hope he wins.

Ooh I forgot about her being a twat to Lily Allen etc etc. She soon packed that malarkey in. Hats off to her, she's managed to manipulate the British public into thinking she's the new Diana.

The British public are as dense as fog though? Jade Goody, anyone?

I don't remember her being a twat to Lily Allen.

This was obviously before Mumsnet had set up the Sleb Twaddle section.

i agree cupcakes the media were vicous with jade goody and when she got ill she became a national treasure all of a sudden (i must say i think its great more people got checked for cervical cancer and it is very sad she died )
when i watch x factor and the audience are cheering the judges inane comments i will say to my dh , do they know what they are cheering ?

cheryl cole to one direction , your my giulty pleausre
audience wooooooooooooo!

doesnt giulty pleasure mean something you like despite yourself?

or you sang your little heart out , patronising much?
i think x factor is a cruel show where four rich and famous people use every day peoples hope and dreams to make themselves even more rich and famous and they do this by belitting and humilating people in the name of entertainment and occaisonally someone might have a short lived pop career

Post with long memories and short tethers will know I am happy to take the piss out of Chezza with the best of them. I couldn't believe the "Ah'm soo happy we foond each utha" bit to Little Chezza this week... was half expecting her to go "Coom 'eeyah pet!" and lean over the table and give her a snog.

I think the Lily Allen thing went both ways. Lily sang a song called "Cheryl Cole" which has some quite biting (rude) lyrics. Chezza then responded not very nicely.

Lily Allen is a dick too. Wasn't so long ago she was ferreting about town in sovereign rings and trainers. Now she's the darling of Chaanel, despite having as much class as scurvy.

I howled at the Cher(yl) love-in across the table. "What would yeerse dee if I worn't yer mentor?" Bleuch.