in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

Who is Ms Magner? I don't believe I've had the pleasure?

If MsGrape is troublesome I suggest you do as I do, and give in to the lavish attentions of Monsieur Beurre.

You can always come here for dancing.

Yes, but what is it?

Don't be so sure Sister Mary Lenin

And this is deliciously religious

Cider always makes me think of I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

I could never work out how it was connected to the rollerskates.

Now that does look nice

Mmmm. I don't mind a bit of the fruit beer. There used to be a mussels and Belgian beer restaurant in Canterbury; they did beer cocktails. It closed before I got to tasting the black forest one (cherry beer and chocolate beer) or the Bounty one (coconut beer and chocolate beer).

This is made by monks so it will be fine

Good morrow you fine ladies. How well you all look, how charming and pert in spite of the strange lumpen ankles and occasional missing feet.

I have returned from my birthweek celebrations ( one day is not sufficient to contain the celebration , nor indeed for reflection upon the weight of years that have passed).

I went to a palace of sin on what I gather is called a 'spa break'. Such sights I have seen such as these

I am this day giving greatthanks at having a birth week which clashes with the England Autumn internationals

Yet I imagine it impedes not their performance.

yes, funny balls and they kept huddlingtogether. i fancied it was to talk about my delightful countenance.of course I paid them no mind

lol widow and Hully! oh it's not hully, it's Pag...made me chuckle muchly.

Jinny you are getting right into the spirit of IPOAT

Hully my lovely, this bloody awful weather will not help with the melancholy, nor sadly, does Ms Grape. She lures you in with a promise of feeling fine and frisky and instead we are left groggy and guilty for trusting her and her false promises...

You should vent on here, you know it's been a year (or v close to it) that we found each other in our madness? You know you are all my very best pretend friends...I love you all dearly and love the safety of coming on here to talk/vent/rant...tis the beauty of IPOAT, madness and comfort rolled into one.

ahhh welcome home Pag!

I must make a note of this for my birth celebrations. I have never thought of going to a palace of sin but these look like godly fellows so I may reconsider

Hully is sad! What is this!
Is it the weather again Hullygirl? Shall we cheer you with a song? We have I'll wager a fine collection of voices. Come along ladies

" yes sir, I can boogie but I need a certain song..."
Come along - Lenin, Jinny SING Sing as you have never sung before.

(Gibbo pinch nigel - he can cover soprano.)

Perhaps 'I've got a brand new combine harvester..'

No?

Slightly surprised is ONLY a year - feels like forever. And if that isn't a song, it should be.

Glad to have you back all buffed and scrubbed, Paggy.

My skin is smooth and peachy , my soul is scarred with the dreadful thoughts and imaginings to which I have been driven by so many buff men with so few clothes on.