in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

I bloody LOVE singing but I need substantial lubrication of my vocal chords

Brother Oilatatataerrum is usually most obliging in that department, Sister Jinny.

When you walk through a storm hold your head up high.....

[hic]

But do make sure you have your headscarf on

I am rushng back to the comparative safety of this thread after a rather shocking result on google images.

....and don't be afraid of the dark...

Everything would have gone so much better if only pore Julie had worn her headscarf.

Can I ask a S&B question? I can't possibly go to the proper board. I am too scared.

Ah, Jinny, IPOATing requires a strong stomach for googlimaging.

Two new verbs. How exciting!

I just hadn't expected to see Hugh Jackman in a position like that.

Huge Jackman would be a welcome addition to the community.

What phrase did you googlimage, out of interest?

linkage please Jinny

You aren't really one of us till you have linked an eye bleaching image

Ask away widow, though I am still a goth at heart so wear black, black and more black.

S&B is style and beauty I take it?

I do love make up though so am not so clueless there

I ggoglimaged hugh jackman topless but one result was bottomless and staked out in a field

and here it is

oh my word

Is it weird that thing I noticed first was his pant tan lines?

That is a bit weird yes.

I thought so too.

Good LORD! I have never been on this thread before and THAT is the first thing I see??

I thought IPOAT stood for "I pee on a ... something to do with conception" and I only came in to see what T stood for.

Now I discover you are a cackling den of filthy willy oglers!

I am shocked.

SHOCKED.

Good Lord. He must have a story to tell and no mistake.

(S&B interlude)

Imagine, if you will, thighs like treetrunks. The kind of thighs you could build an empire on, but that should generally should not be seen in all their pasty glory. What would you clad said thighs in (and the other associated leg parts) to go with this top, on a size 16, splendidly bosomed top half. In short, do I need some sort of legging/ tregging thing, or will standard, looser, longer black trousers do?

And for Yuno, IPOAT is 'Insane people on a thread'.

Come, sit down, pull up a pew.

(Are we nuns now?)

Although perhaps we should become CDOFWO?

I would suggest loose, widelegged black trousers, myself. Ah, the second part of your suggestion. I hope you aren't planning a cavort?

Who is this julie that lacked a headscarf so?