in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

Look here.

We are being spoken of at every weekly butter tasting of late.

It is a said a few sisters are causing our community to fast become the center for religious dissent.

There is some serious shunning imminent let me tell you.

Ah sister Riven. I am hoping you can help me restore order to these wayward sisters or are you one of the dissenters?

And yes, a sundering is indeed upon us.

(and make sure your buddy is holding a sheaf of corn that matches yours, that way if you become seperated you can wave it above you to help identify each other)

Look, I have garnered these mushrooms to add to our larder, see the pretty red and white ones, the -pixies told me where to look, I found them in yonder glade. they will add a kick to our broth.

We are doomed aren't we.

No, no Sister Gibbon, you may have three wishes.

Have I said the wrong thing....

Right! What dark deeds are afoot here, Sister Gibbon? Do we spy a splinter group in our midst? A little leaning towards the faerie?

We must rip it forth and purify the canker with a nice burning. Brothers, Fetch the brushwood!

And I'll have those muchrooms, thank you very much. The Lord is bountiful, but he liketh not the hallucinogens

Hoorah a barbi at last. I will go and gather more weasels.

Of course you are Amish Sister Princessa.

You are fine Amish stock with good loins in your bloodline.

Thank the Lord you are here Hully. I fear O cannot keep order here.

I think that mini one is what as known in the devil's playground as a 'hippy'

Hides t shirt with 'faeries have more fun' slogan.
Compares loins with Princess Fiorimonde Which sounds a wee bit faerie to me.

Ooooo
Am off to bury meself alive for a few hours. The worms may be kind. Where's those muchrooms.

Meidung meidung meidung, the whole bally lot of you!

Have you tried a nosebag of oats and a good rub down?

(For horseless carriage, not man)

I meidung myself, I am going to join the Sisters of Perpetual Grumbling

Ankles are irredeemably vulgar and uncalled for. I sold mine many years ago and donated the money to the Good Brothers of the Holy Crossroads.