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in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

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Hullygully · 03/09/2010 11:24

Huh.

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MadameDefarge · 13/11/2010 21:10

[[http://www.visitsoutherncomfort.com/images/Kitchen%20Witches.JPG whats not to love about innocent corn dolls?]

sarah293 · 14/11/2010 08:14

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GibBOOM · 14/11/2010 08:35

Coffee; someone who is coughed upon

sarah293 · 14/11/2010 08:37

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GibBOOM · 14/11/2010 09:52

I did the same when I read it Riven, just sharing the love Wink

Hullygully · 14/11/2010 10:00

In order to mortify and humble I have ordered Brothers Ephremelakielele and Jusephusat to go forth and cut a tranche of thorned branch. We shall weave baskets with these and our blood and tears shall be the glue that binds them.

No, you may not wear gloves.

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sarah293 · 14/11/2010 11:06

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minimammoth · 15/11/2010 15:13

oooo I don't fancy that.

Hullygully · 15/11/2010 15:17

Happy Birthday Sister James! (for the weekend)

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minimammoth · 15/11/2010 15:36

Well - Happy birthday too, Sister James.
I am just going to stay over here and stir the cock a leekie, in a spiritual manner. 'Tis made with the finest...leeks you know.

BeribbonedGibbon · 15/11/2010 15:47

Happy Birthday Jim!

JinnyS · 15/11/2010 15:48

I'm tempted to roll up my sleeves and get stuck into this thread.

(It makes more sense than most of the ones I've read today)

Hullygully · 15/11/2010 15:50

Welcome Sister Jinny, but please do not roll up your sleeves, the sight of a pliant young wrist is like a French tart's petticoat to Brother Eliazazazazbabble.

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JinnyS · 15/11/2010 15:53

Oh I'll be OK then as my wrist is far from young.

Hullygully · 15/11/2010 15:55

Gnarled? Would you say gnarled? Anything less is likely to elicit frothing.

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BeribbonedGibbon · 15/11/2010 15:56

I have heard much of your wrists Sister Jinny.

JinnyS · 15/11/2010 15:59

Um - not gnarled exactly. Just definitely not in the first flush of youth. My hands are gnarled if that's OK

BeribbonedGibbon · 15/11/2010 17:04

There is talk of a great sundering coming upon our commumity.

Some of the more progressive sisters among us are talking of branching out so to speak.

minimammoth · 15/11/2010 17:11

To the fairies and the goblins? tries to hide mad look of excitement.

JinnyS · 15/11/2010 17:13

It's always the way. Whenever I find somewhere that feels like home there's a sundering or something.

Maybe I should go and assist in the fields

JinnyS · 15/11/2010 18:18

Brother Jeremiahkle has offered to accompany me on the piano while I work and I am not sure if it is appropriate

What do you think?

LeninGrad · 15/11/2010 18:29

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JinnyS · 15/11/2010 18:32

be very very cautious

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Hullygully · 15/11/2010 23:02
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