in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

He supervises the straw-counting with his Rod of Iron. Look you upon it, and despair.

I thought he had gone a-twiddling with the fiddler?

Just popped in to wish Jamie a happy birthday on Saturday. (Am away for a few days.)

Lizards! I will run around with my apron spread. There may be a barbi possibility. We will have to be blindfolded of course.

I've heard it's not just her apron

Are lizards a permitted food, do you suppose? The rules are verrr complex. Rebekah will know, I'm sure.

Oy.

I go away on retreat for a few days and it's like sodom and gomorrah when I return.

Less talk of spreading and more praying please sisters.

I hope you are all suitably penitent.

My arm hurts.

Has anyone seen aught of Sister Pag? Our paths have crossed not in many a long day.

Are they fiddling together?

Sister Pag is still on retreat. She is spinning mule hair into socks for our menfolk.

Less talk of fiddling please

Have you all noticed I have returned more pure and chaste than ever?

I had noticed that. Passes Sister Gib a lizard to suck.

Mines completely dry.

dear sisters! there is to be a corn doll weaving gathering under yonder great oak! Much apple juice and cornbread will be offered

why, several seem to be missing...I do hope the lure of the barn and its sturdy implements has not proved too much for the fortitude of some...

Are not corn dollies the devils work?

I have been sitting on the proch wittling and wonder if amishness is wearing off. Think I may be turning elvish, a huh huh, could this be possible. No don't throw me down the well.
I wish to partake of fairy cheeses and hang out with goblins.

The proch ? see I am bewitched