in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

We are meant to be secretive. Hahahaha. I'll tell anything to anyone who wants to listen

I had to read that twice James my first glance left me

Your link was forbidden Gibbon

< intrigued and a little aroused >

can't be! I have used on here before

try again here

Nope

Anyhoo, while we are waiting - how is the littlun and you DD?

tis only a gibbon with a shocked face, nothing salacious...they are fab

DD1 back to her old self with added confidence which seems to have come from nowhere and is lovely to see

DD2 is a little treasure, laid back and smiley and still smells of that indescribable baby smell

How are the boys?

Good - DS1 also getting back to his old self

DS2 just a dream at the moment - they take it in turns to worry me

They are sent to worry us endlessly I fear.

I am amazed I am still awake. Get me giving it large.

Ooo let's. Let's meet at Mimi's next November...

Don't you find it a rare and remarkable day when both/all dc seem happy enough and then you notice quite how much time you generally spend worrying about them? On those rare and remarkable days there is some lovely space for all the other worries usually crowded out to come a-calling..

Happy belated birthday, Pag! Hope the whole day was fun.

Hully, was that you I saw in the hayloft with Culler Jr?

Ooohh yes next november at Mimi's sounds like an excellent idea.

Can we all wear novelty hats or the suchlike to identify each other. I would love that.

Sitting there in my 'kiss me quick' hat wondering of the lady in the oversized sombrero was one of you chaps.

We are allowed a lay in till 6am on such days Lenin. Oh and we can skip our turn in milking the cows.

I am giddy with excitement waiting for my turn to come!

I heard that about you sister Lenin.

Have been plucking up courage to approach. Bearing jellied weasel, and fluttering fan, though not with the same hand. I beg an audience, or is that audiance, my spelling is always creative. I bear a bent fork from the goddess Annoya, hoping Nuggan won't be too offended.

Hello minimannoth! you are most welcome.

Hand over the fan and don this itchy hat please.

We are Amish now

Am not sure about Amish GibBoOM, 'tis an offence surely, to delight in the stimulation of an itchy hat. I may have to refrain.
Decides whether to snatch back weasel and fan.

Poo. Have spent many minutes attempting a link to a super picture of an Amish lady smoking a fag

So you will just have to imagine, if you will, an Amish lady, wearing a fine bonnet, beer bottle before her and smerkin a fag, entitled "Jamie awaits the IPOAT crowd at Mimi's"

Mmmm jellied weasel. Does one eat it or amuse oneself in lascivious ways therewith?

Ah the itching may stimulate at first Sister MiniM but it soon becomes wearisome.

We shall to find a suitable husband for you.

James!

Take thee to the barn for a flogging for such thoughts!

< flaggelates >